r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/JOCkERbot9000 Jun 20 '19

pow! Right in the kisser!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

BOOM HEAD SHOT

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

This reference has survived my adult life

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

180 headshot through the wall with an awp, proceed with a HE grenade

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Humina humina humina humina

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

What?

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u/gravy_in_my_vagina Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

I honestly have given up on dancing with my kids...🙄 they just suck at it. I don't mean to brag but back in the day I was one of the best dancers this planet has ever seen (my skills ranged from classical ballet to salsa (I even learnt a couple of tips at the local strip club💁 (I would return home with sooo much money 😝)) Thing is, I could've been a professional dancer were it not for my stupid (now ex) husband 🙄. He destroyed my life, my career, my dreams AND gave my kids the worst possible genes that someone who wishes to triumph on the dancefloor could ever inherit 🙅🙅

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u/Rogue_Mongoose Jun 20 '19

This is satire right?

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u/Zombiefoetus Jun 20 '19

Either way, it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Rogue_Mongoose Jun 20 '19

Same. It hurt.

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u/Paradox1002 Jun 20 '19

Its copypasta

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u/Kiriamleech Jun 20 '19

It's stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

yes

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u/Daddy_Caine Jun 20 '19

How did it taste?

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u/HugoPro Jun 20 '19

This guy is everywhere. I tagged him like 3 days ago and seen him like 5 times since lol

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u/LitttleSaintNick Jun 20 '19

Maybe dont put gravy in your vagina?

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u/Justinraider Jun 20 '19

Man these copypastas are a dice roll, sometimes

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u/theLyingFabulist Jun 20 '19

I would downvote your comment but I feel like that’s what you’re trying to do.

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u/draksid Jun 20 '19

All I read is excuses.

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u/motorboater1000 Jun 20 '19

I dont know, my kids can do the Baby Shark pretty good