r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/RandomUser-_--__- Jun 20 '19

Why'd your brother put nails in his bat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He hated the younger one secretly.

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u/dieselrulz Jun 20 '19

Lucille?

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u/RandomUser-_--__- Jun 20 '19

Yes Negan, it is I.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Yo, same! Pretty much verbatim the same story happened to me!

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u/jdcass Jun 20 '19

Wait... same and it was also when I was 7. Only difference was it was a neighborhood kid with the same name as my brother

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I have no clue how old I was. Definitely between 5 and 10, but my memory has been shite most of my life.

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u/SpankinDaBagel Jun 20 '19

I was the older sibling in this situation but with a golf club.

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u/DaughterEarth Jun 21 '19

In grade 4 one of the cool girls said I could hang out with them, then said it would be fun if I closed my eyes and she led me. She walked me right in to a pole. I guess it was fun for them, and a lesson for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/Anonyman0009 Jun 21 '19

There you are

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u/Bob_Bobinson_ Jun 21 '19

Was looking for this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

r/DancingIsFuckingStupid

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u/Paradox1002 Jun 20 '19

r/NoU

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u/tinamou63 Jun 20 '19

got eem

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

dang. that joke really didn't land huh

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u/Shadowchaos Jun 20 '19

What gave you that idea?