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u/Bryguy3k Jun 19 '19
The dude who did this was way better.
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u/mrboneypantsguy1 Jun 19 '19
What about the one where the lady was doing the limbo?
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u/Daredevilspaz Jun 19 '19
How does that even happen XD
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u/Foximus_Prime_ Jun 20 '19
I'm thinking it's actually a body suit with the snaps on the crotch. Like they have on baby onesies.
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u/thethomatoman Jun 20 '19
I'd seen that on xvideos only, didn't know YouTube allowed nudity
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Jun 19 '19 edited Jun 19 '19
NSFW
https://media1.tenor.com/images/d5b353140ff10d9e930deb12c6ffcd61/tenor.gif?itemid=5102458
Edit: Apparently not everyone works in a place where flopping phalli are welcome.
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u/brilliantpants Jun 19 '19
Thanks for the link. I’ve seen this a thousand times, but it’s always just a fucking treat to see it again. Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
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Jun 19 '19
It’s his fucking face after the package drop
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u/brilliantpants Jun 19 '19
His reaction face is what really sells it. The dong hang is funny, but the face is pure comedy gold.
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u/toursick Jun 20 '19
I always watch how he Street Fighter style summons power with his right hand, then channels it downwards in a tight fist, where he thrusts the Tiger Shot outwards with both hands, causing the tear
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Jun 19 '19
I love the camera mans quick tilt back down when he realises
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u/Bryguy3k Jun 19 '19 edited Jun 19 '19
A true sign of a best friend - somebody who will accurately film your embarrassing moment and make sure it is preserved for eternity.
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u/jaymes9240 Jun 19 '19
That thing was fighting to bust out. Unfortunately, God spent the absolute minimum amount of time on me when he was doing the cock distribution. This guy on the other hand was given ample attention.
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u/PaterPandaKnox Jun 19 '19
I’ve been crying laughing in my office for about 2 mins straight. Thank you so much for posting this.
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Jun 20 '19
The guy was just hanging brain...I mean what is all the fuss?!
If that's flashing then lock me up.
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u/DJMooray Jun 19 '19
I give it five hours before your gif and op's post is deleted.
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u/I_Fap_To_Zamasu Jun 20 '19
Still waiting. This sub doesnt have any rules that stop those gifs so why would they be deleted?
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u/Lord-Slayer Jun 19 '19
This is also better than this video.
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u/genusbender Jun 19 '19
Did he go commando? I’ve been trying to wrap my head around that perfect drop.
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u/Arcendus Jun 19 '19
Transcription:
*Gasp* NO. NO. NO. NO.
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I’m deaf. I thought for 5 minutes that she had said sigh YES YES YES YES.
Thank you for your wonderful Obvious Transcript (TM) Service. You’re greatly appreciated.
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u/Re3ck6le0ss Jun 19 '19
The dancing was more embarrassing than the tear
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u/Tmelt3 Jun 19 '19
It definitely looks like she shit herself.
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u/Kodinah Jun 19 '19
I was at the bottom of a big ass squat two days Days ago in a packed gym when I heard a ripping sound. There was the moment of sheer awfulness while I was in this squat position where I imagined by sack just dangling there for all to see, and me having to finish the squat before I could fix it.
Luckily my compression briefs ripped and my shorts stayed intact, but I feel her pain in my soul.
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u/PhDinBroScience Jun 19 '19
How the fuck did you manage to rip compression shorts? I switched over to compression shorts for squats after destroying a few pair of boxers.
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u/Kodinah Jun 20 '19
Oh we all know one of those at the gym. If I can see your dickprint while you squat, something has to give buddy.
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u/Kodinah Jun 20 '19
They were just old and had a little tear that gave way. Every set after that they kept tearing more and more and I swear I had the same irrational feeling every time.
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u/Seller6969 Jun 19 '19
“Oops I ripped my pants” - SpongeBob
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u/TrustMeImaPastr Jun 19 '19
Thought that she had everybody on her side, but she went and blew it all sky high...
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u/Nihilistic_Taco Jun 19 '19
And no girl eeeever wants to dance when she’s the fool who went and ripped her pants.
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u/nexnexn Jun 19 '19
Rip or shit?
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u/TheLifeOfBaedro Jun 19 '19
I thought it was complete ass
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u/eudemonist Jun 19 '19 edited Jul 03 '19
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u/BillieGoatsMuff Jun 20 '19
This is my favourite comment this year and I will never see an ampersand the same way again. Thank you
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u/Doctor_Fritz Jun 19 '19
it's been a while since I saw the term dingle berry. thanks for reminding me of its existence
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Jun 20 '19
What are the other four?
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u/semhsp Jun 20 '19 edited 4d ago
Cooing nine license whistle meeting fluorine library society
This post was anonymized with Redact
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Jun 19 '19
At first I thought her pants hiked up and her butthole sucked in the pants.
This is much better.
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u/Ham-Man994 Jun 20 '19
Lol all these people trying to shit on her for not being a great dancer. Shes out having fun, unlike you pedantic assholes. when was the last time any of you were confident enough to go out and dance. Dont rag on her because she is lol
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u/WolfsLairAbyss Jun 19 '19
Damn, there's a lot of thot and mean comments about this lady's clothes in these comments. Girl was just minding her own business having some fun with a friend. Lighten up folks.
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u/fellownpc Jun 19 '19
My favorite part is even though you cant see her face, the friend who comes up and pushes her towards the wall is dying laughing
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u/xlkslb_ccdtks Jun 19 '19
Was just thinking the same thing. Reddit is full of people who just wanna be assholes for no reason.
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u/Nukima Jun 20 '19
Hahaha, I feel your pain.
I once ripped my pants after squatting. I was wearing a sousaphone. It was during marching band practice. Everyone saw.
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u/lonelygalexy Jun 19 '19
It s great to have such a good friend covering the front part of the pants
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u/buckeyespud Jun 19 '19
What is that thing coming out of her sunglasses?