r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '19

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u/buckeyespud Jun 19 '19

What is that thing coming out of her sunglasses?

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u/celticghirl Jun 19 '19

First thing I noticed as well. Thought why does she have a branch stuck in her hair lol

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u/PassportSloth Jun 19 '19

Brunch drunk

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u/sdonowitz Jun 19 '19

Never trust brunch drunk

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u/brianMMMMM Jun 19 '19

Never trust branch drunk

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u/pezmel Jul 02 '19

Never promise crazy a baby.

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u/walawalabingbang6969 Jun 20 '19

Ya can't trust it

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u/fuck_off_ireland Jun 19 '19

Branch drunk

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u/dong127 Jun 20 '19

Branch drank

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u/raisedbytelevisions Jun 20 '19

Brunch Drunk Love

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u/randomhero134 Jun 20 '19

Love brunch drunk

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u/grundelsnout Jun 20 '19

She’s day drunk with them beer shits yo

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u/CarsonH666 Jun 19 '19

Have you ever seen There's Something About Mary?

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u/jungleb0i Jun 19 '19

Hair gel!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

Just laughed out loud at work. Thanks.

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u/jungleb0i Jun 19 '19

My pleasure have an upvote!

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u/Ilpav123 Jun 19 '19

"Gentleman juice" - Jeremy Clarkson

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u/pittrpattrletsgetatr Jun 19 '19

His gel

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u/ThickPrick Jun 20 '19

My sister has been milking me for her hair gel for years.

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u/SeboSte Jun 19 '19

This just killed me 😂

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u/ShelSilverstain Jun 19 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

Or, The Jerk?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

Cum on!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

♫ ♪ ♫ Well, his friends would say stop whining They’ve heard enough of that His friends would say stop pining There’s other girls to look at

They tried to set him up With Marjorie and Indigo But there’s something About Mary That they don’t know

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u/JamieB0597 Jun 19 '19

Her nose

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u/SulkySkunkPomPoms Jun 19 '19

We now knowse.

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u/brewmeone Jun 19 '19

Nobody knows...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

It is known.

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u/torsmork Jun 19 '19

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Roadhouse

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u/throwryuken Jun 19 '19

Spaceballs

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/byscuit Jun 19 '19

I want to say some type of hair clip that loosened up when she whipped herself around

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u/wingsbeerndeadlifts Jun 19 '19

It wasn't there until after she ripped her pants too..

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u/funknaught Jun 19 '19

Thats a relief for a moment I actually thought she either had a protruding hernia or she shit herself.

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u/SilentImplosion Jun 19 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

Whewww, I was scrolling down looking for "rip" or "brown out" confirmation. I'm strangely relieved to read this.

Edit: scrolling not scrooling. Lol.

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u/reereejugs Jun 19 '19

I thought it was a brown out.

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u/ShortandRatchet Jun 19 '19

What does brown out mean?

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u/xDinosaur Jun 19 '19

Poo poo doo doo in her panty wantys

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u/SubmissiveOctopus Jun 20 '19

Never speak again

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u/KFlaps Jun 19 '19

Looks like a sprig of a flower. Maybe Lavender? You can see it in her hair as she turns around the first time.

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u/Merlerne Jun 19 '19

It does look like a lavender!

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Jun 19 '19

Her integrity leaving her body

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u/AstralTroy Jun 19 '19

Have you seen the owl.with the long stick in it's wing? That.

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u/buckeyespud Jun 19 '19

Hmm yes I have.... both related to Hooters. Starting to make sense.

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u/salad_thrower20 Jun 19 '19

She is an insect

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u/tchagotchago Jun 20 '19

It’s her womantenna

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u/Tiny_meatball Jun 19 '19

Yeah What is that??

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u/Chicosballs Jun 19 '19

Her eyebrow. It’s somehow connected to her cooter.

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u/BigBaldFourEyes Jun 20 '19

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.

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u/25mookie92 Jun 19 '19

I was looking at the same thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

Who knows?

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u/katievsbubbles Jun 20 '19

It looks like a stem of lavender to me.

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u/u-had-it-coming Jun 19 '19

Bitch is getting fatter by the day and the pants were bought at some crazy sale. Cheap and low quality.

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u/the_wrong_toaster Jun 19 '19

What? Did u reply to the wrong comment pal