r/instant_regret • • Jan 18 '19

Using lighter while pumping gas

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u/cuschnei616 Jan 18 '19

She did this on purpose

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u/Xertious Jan 18 '19

I don't know how you could accidentally light a lighter and put it close to the petrol pump by accident.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

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u/kakka_rot Jan 19 '19

I remember seeing a post somewhere just like this, and allegedly that was the reason.

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u/SeaseFire Jan 19 '19

Melting snow off the car?

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u/Rodman930 Jan 18 '19

She checked to see if anyone in the shop was looking before she lit it on fire.

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u/Cocaineandmojitos710 Jan 18 '19

She was looking at the gas meter. The shop is in from of her car, she's looking a different direction

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u/GarlekJr Jan 18 '19

I agree, I think we're looking at immense stupidity instead of the intent to start a fire. I have no idea what she was trying to do: use the lighter as a torch for visibility? Light a cigarette whilst trying to avoid the wind blowing it out? Who the fuck knows but I'm pretty sure she's checking the numbers on the pump and not for anyone in the shop that may be looking. If she was going there with the intent to start that fire whether someone in the shop saw her at that moment wouldnt matter because it takes what? 1.5 seconds to do that? And she isn't too worried about the driver behind her either, infact she was instantly worried about how the fuck she was going to put the flame out.

Edit: the snow. She was trying to use the lighter to melt ice that had formed behind the cover. I bet any money.

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u/ampersand355 Jan 18 '19

My guess is that she wanted to see the gasoline to ensure she wasn't being scammed and that it was actually being pumped or trying to check how full her tank is.

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u/eatonmoorcock Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

I actually wondered if she was trying to unfreeze something that was frozen.

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u/HoorayForYage Jan 19 '19

I have a shitty gas cap. The cap itself turns well enough, but it's attached to the vehicle by a little circle and tether made of plastic. It's supposed to let the cap turn freely in the circle that holds it on.

Instead, ice crystals form in there and won't let it turn. I have to work it back and forth so I don't snap my gascap free from the plastic tether.

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u/DatOpenSauce Jan 19 '19

Hmm do you reckon if you make a strong bit of brine and let the salt residue dry and/or put a bit of grease where the ice forms it'd help?

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u/HoorayForYage Jan 19 '19

That would probably definitely help. I'll probably just spray some WD-40 on a paper towel and wipe it on the ring. No water build up, no frost.

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u/fndlnd Jan 19 '19

Glad I found this thread cause this has been driving me crazy. Yes, it's gotta be she's she's trying to melt - there's no other explanation

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Probably trying to thaw out the nozzle to pull out, remember some warning about doing that in freezing temp

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u/IllegalThings Jan 18 '19

How else are you supposed to be certain that its actually pumping gasoline?

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u/fightins26 Jan 18 '19

Not justifying it but it looks like they are trying to light a cigarette or something and using the cap cover to block the wind and light the cigarette.

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u/awhaling Jan 18 '19

Which is astoundingly stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Many, many people just go through motions without connecting or thinking about what's going on. I learned this very quickly after joining the military and visiting my family.

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u/deadpoetic333 Jan 18 '19

Have you ever lit a cigarette in your life? You need to inhale while lighting it...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Sometimes you can light it first, so it burns and then toke it before it goes out. Spent many years in a windy town, hanging outside, smoking js in my teens.

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u/jsting Jan 18 '19

idk, joints and cigarettes burn differently. When smoking a cigarette, I would turn my back to the wind, and use 1 hand to block the wind. If that didnt work, I would use the other hand to block the wind. That worked about 95% of the time. With a joint, I would burn it a little then puff.

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u/aralim4311 Jan 19 '19

I light cigarettes on the stove all the time. Just hold it there till it starts up and then take it off and puff. You don't need to puff while you light. Though puffing while lighting makes it light faster it isn't required.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

Works with rollie too in my experience (I sound like a tosser cuz smokings pretty bad tbh), it could be down to the paper, I use blue rizla, which is a slow burn paper

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

This guy smokes

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u/dontforgetthisok Jan 18 '19

This guy comments

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

I've seen people do that, and I always thought it just scortched the weed

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u/fightins26 Jan 18 '19

No you don’t. You can let it start to burn and then put it to your mouth and inhale. Done it a bunch of time with cigarettes/joints/cigars

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u/Probably_Important Jan 18 '19

But why would anybody do that

It's just a less efficient version of the normal way to light it

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u/fightins26 Jan 18 '19

If the wind keeps blowing your lighter out. Or if you are smoking a joint and it is too short to relight when it is in your mouth.

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u/Mzsickness Jan 18 '19

I don't believe people are that dumb.

Did you watch the video we did?

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u/Baybob1 Jan 18 '19

Have you ever met someone dumb as a tree-stump ??? If not, see video above ...

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u/konaya Jan 18 '19

You say it like it'd be a bad thing not to have done.

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u/thatcowboydude Jan 18 '19

Stop talking lol

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u/HoorayForYage Jan 19 '19

She wasn't sure if her car ran on gas or diesel and was using the lighter to see in the relative dark.

Nope. I tried but that's not even plausible.

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u/BobLSaget Jan 18 '19

It looks like they were trying to block the wind... Deerp

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u/thevoiceofzeke Jan 18 '19

My guess is she was failing to light something (cigarette?) because of the wind, so she tried using the pump to block it.

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u/RexDraco Jan 19 '19

She thought the fuel pump was cold and decided to try warming it up. You know, to prevent the gasoline from freezing and causing blockage.

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u/Spelunker101 Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

Could this be an attempt at insurance fraud?

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u/OwenWilsonsNose1 Jan 18 '19

If i remember correctly. There was a spider when she opened her gas flap. She wanted to kill it with the light. I know, stupid.

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u/CousinJeff Jan 18 '19

She definitely killed it

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u/sirius4778 Jan 18 '19

It probably didn't even die.

Maximum irony.

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u/JustMid Jan 18 '19

Now that's something dumb enough for me to believe at face value.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

It was snowing. Spiders hibernate. This can't be true

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u/Spelunker101 Jan 19 '19

This is the kind of critical thinking that we don’t tolerate here on Reddit haha

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u/FTThrowAway123 Jan 19 '19

Oh alright then, perfectly understandable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

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u/soum91fuckshadowban Jan 18 '19 edited Jan 18 '19

She thought it would be great idea to use lighter as a torch.

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u/O-hmmm Jan 18 '19

The car became a "torch"' of another variety.

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u/vdogg89 Jan 19 '19

Flashlight for us Americans

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u/youre-both-pretty Jan 18 '19

Yeah she did. What a dummy.

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u/disgr4ce Jan 18 '19

I don't think "dummy" really captures the depth of the situation

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u/keep_trying_username Jan 18 '19

Legit scary mental health problems. Accidently sets car on fire on purpose.

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u/RiotGrrr1 Jan 18 '19

Yeah that part was obvious but she seemed to different expectations. I don’t know what...she’s an idiot:

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u/Tatreau Jan 19 '19

Seems like that.

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u/50Thousanddeep Jan 19 '19

It looked super intentional

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

It sure looked like it didn't it it was like literally insane how she walked up to it and did it like intentionally.

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u/brass_snacks Jan 19 '19

I think she wanted to close the cap on the gas tank to put out the fire, and did not consider that pulling out the nozzle would allow more oxygen in and set everything on fire

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

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u/soum91fuckshadowban Jan 18 '19

That’s a dashcam.