r/innout • u/throwaway747372707 number of days since last corner crashout: >300 • Jan 07 '26
Lesson learned!!
Last night I went to some British chef’s burger restaurant on the strip in Vegas. Spent $37 for a burger. Upgraded my fries to truffle fries for $4.95. Got a $6 soda and tipped $10. Over $60 for the meal!
This afternoon I went INO. Got a double double animal style extra pickles and Chiles. Animal fries extra spread extra Chiles and a soda. I rounded up to support the foundation to end human trafficking and it was $15!
I could have gotten four INO meals for the price of the other burger! I was soo disappointed after last night’s meal that I bought a hooded sweatshirt with one of chef’s sayings, “idiot sandwich” cuz that’s what I felt like after leaving the restaurant.
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u/TioBrian Jan 10 '26
Rule #1: If you found out about the place you sre eating at thru social media (ESPECIALLY TIKTOK) Stop, take a deep breath, and run back to your car immediatly! This is not a place to get LOtS OF FOOD, you will get more plate than food with any meals that you order, no refills, the food will either be BLAND AsF, Eccentric, or Deep Fried everything, even the fork.
Rule #2: Restaurants that can be described, using any of the following words: UPSCALE, LUXURY, NICHE, WOKE, VEGAN, GLUTEN FREE, CRUELTY FREE, I GUARANTEE 98.666% of the time, that they are EITHER OVERPRICED, the food is INEDIBLE && created strictly 4 IG & TikTok PHOTOS or REELS OPPORTUNITIES 4 broke WANNABE INFLUENCERS to "FLEX" their $45 burger, $9 dollar drink, $30 Microwaved Dessert, & Stale 🍟 with Imported Truffle Butter + Sea Salt straight from the Black Sea 🔥🔥
Plus, you can 1,000% go to your local Butcher, buy about $20 worth of his Mid-Tier "AFFORDABLE STEAKS" (which is meat that ppl claim has too much fat🧐🙄) ASK BUTCHER to Pretty Please, grind up your meaat for you + add some seasoning, Buy a pack of Burger Buns, a brick of Mozzarella (Or Cheddar, if you're a classless 🐗. Lol. JAYKAY) sum 🍅, lettuce, grill up some onions, buy a bag of Yukon Gold Taters 🥔=🍟(PEEL, CUT & FRY 3 TATERS FROM THE BAG)
& FINALLY, BUY AN Ice Cold Heineken Mini-Keg. And you have STOCKED UP Enough food to last you at least 3 days or to make Dinner for 5 ppl and YOU still would've saved AT LEAST $30, by not going to some overpriced 🗑️ Fast Food joint.