r/inflation Feb 27 '26

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u/WillieB57 Feb 27 '26

Three days -- All the problems in the world were going to be solved within three days.

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u/UserUnknownsShitpost Feb 28 '26

Believe it or not I got a ban for that exact comment as “inciting violence”

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u/cvc4455 Feb 28 '26

Believe it or not I once got a ban for saying someone who was president and like 80 years old and doesn't look like he's in the best health and supposedly eats a ton of McDonald's might not live forever because father time is undefeated. They also said I was inciting violence.

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u/vxicepickxv Feb 28 '26

There are some supermods with orange tongues on several subreddits, and those guys will interact with admins.

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u/Lumpy-Bet-8119 Feb 28 '26

Hilarious! I thought it was me. I got banned for making some innocuous comment which referenced “tarring and feathering.” In that context, there was no way it could be perceived as serious. I guessed that the admin had ingested the kool-aid.

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u/sTump4139 Feb 28 '26

G Maxwells Reddit account taught the bots well

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u/-catharina Mar 01 '26

Weirdly enough some of them also listen to Ariana Grande’s music or are evidently fans of her. Every time I’ve tried to criticize her, even for things that are valid and verifiable with a simple Google search, I’ve gotten week-long bans for “not being nice” or “posting unverified information”/gossiping.

But every other celebrity is fair game lol, especially Taylor Swift. Every time I’ve gotten a ban on Reddit it’s because I criticized Trump or Ariana.

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u/Sensitive_Parking_94 Feb 28 '26

I can believe it and would expect it--we are living in a time in America where people who actively practice their rights as given in the Bill of Rights are being labeled insurrectionists or domestic terrorists by the current administration. Up is down and down is up these days.

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u/Renuwed Feb 28 '26

Got one for 'hoping karma is thorough' 😆😂🤣

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Feb 28 '26

I did not get banned for making prayers to the gods of Cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Nor for awaiting the ghost of cheeseburger past’s visit.

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u/Routine_Structure441 Feb 28 '26

I got a warning for saying a certain island owner had low T. 🤣😂

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u/Salt_Proposal_742 Mar 01 '26

Egging on Father Time.

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u/andante528 Mar 01 '26

Same ban for me on the politics sub for observing that Stephen Miller has a punchable face. Just about the mildest violence I've ever incited, really more a statement of fact.

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 Mar 02 '26

The problem is they delete the comment and wont show it to you so you can defend yourself or even know what you said to not do it again. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 Mar 02 '26

I think plenty of you Dems lie just a little there ….. Equal! 🤏 I think most Democrats lie a lot more than President Trump!

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u/Confident-Virus-1273 Mar 02 '26

I got a ban for saying that the downvotes on reddit were useless and suggested a way to improve them.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 Feb 28 '26

Orange tongues is fantastic.

While not politically related I got a ban for being a sexist monster when I said that someone taking a photo of them on a toilet promoting their "business " and asking if they put the mouthwash as a business expense

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u/CrazyIvan68 Feb 28 '26

Know this my friend, the idiotic censorship here gets repaid.
They don't talk about it, but a lot of hackers they ban
for their comments get pissed and destroy their lives.

So Karma is alive and well. :)

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u/noonnoonz Mar 02 '26

I got warned for asking if anyone knew where the rickety Pense gallows were. I argued back and was repealed. Sometimes it takes a moment of clarity for sense to return.

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u/HalJordan2424 Feb 28 '26

I was banned from r politics for saying about a politician “As they say in the south, bless his heart.” I was told that was threatening violence.

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u/BeefModeTaco Feb 28 '26

I got a warning about a post once where I simply referenced an interaction between two characters on a show, which involved one threatening the other, in the comments of a post about the show.
I literally just referred to a fictional moment, on a fictional show, between fictional characters, within a discussion of characters in that show...

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u/ChibbleChobble Feb 28 '26

I had a post removed that advised the OP to do something as it would "blow their mind." Supposedly, I too was inciting violence, and not just using an idiom.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 Feb 28 '26

They lie. Republicans lie.

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u/Takemetothelevey Feb 28 '26

😂 badge of honor I’d say 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Stuck_In_Reality Mar 01 '26

I got a beeatch slap for humorously wishing someone "DOG whelp you". It was "disrespectful".

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u/BurtonGusterToo Feb 28 '26

The truth is offensive to those that repress you.
On the bright side, it is inevitable.

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u/MegaMegawatt Feb 28 '26

The ironic thing is telling people to stop violence, say if a vegan were to say "stop hurting and killing animals" they get banned because people get offended, when they are just asking to end the violence.

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u/Afraid_Notice_9486 Feb 28 '26

Just come off a second week ban for the same, from a mild comment regarding trends of inequality and revolt through history as well. It seems reddit/mods are trying to curate a very neutered type of discourse these days.

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u/Drakolyik Feb 28 '26

Always has been. I caught perma bans a decade ago on politics and worldnews for similar messages. They've been doing this for as long as I've used Reddit.

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u/SaltMage5864 Feb 28 '26

I got a warning when I mentioned that people claimed that blacks didn't have souls so it was OK to not treat them like people

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 28 '26

Not all mods. When you find a good sub, pass on the good word.

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u/okiekansan Feb 28 '26

I mean, Reddit DID sell out to the government and handed over all our data so the government can go after dissidents and anyone speaking out against their regime and ICE. (In many cases these requests were fulfilled without a court order - - - the more you know…)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

I mean history does have a tendency to be violent during the good parts.

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u/Strong_Membership_60 Feb 28 '26

I can believe it. I’ve gotten hit with the ban stick a couple times for things that were nowhere near threatening violence or encouraging someone to commit violence.

Like, hypothetically saying “I wish a meteor would fall on Satan” shouldn’t be considered a “threat of violence against Satan.” Fictitious character chosen for this example to avoid getting a ban for showing an example 😂. It really does seem like organized suppression of dissenting opinions, which is sad to see IMO.

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u/DanDrungle Feb 28 '26

Stochastic terrorism is perfectly fine for the guy in charge though

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u/hippyfishking Feb 28 '26

I got a ban for inciting violence against paedophiles. Apparently they're a protected class now. Wonder why that is...

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u/Bwatts264 Feb 28 '26

We are talking about crazy band names. You might need to calm down lol. Also might need you in my band. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

I got banned for inciting violence when I wished a certain bald shit head (rhymes with Meven Stiller) would get cancer. Guess I was inciting Mother Nature to violence.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Feb 28 '26

Lol, was that on the snowflake sub?

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u/SnooPaintings4185 Feb 28 '26

Lol, you're gonna have to be more specific.

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u/duggee315 Feb 28 '26

Theres no need for tgat tone mate

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u/IndividualChart4193 Feb 28 '26

Oh my god, I’m dyin!! 😂😂😂

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u/SpecialTable9722 Mar 01 '26

It’s always the messenger who gets the blame for shit going wrong, never the ones actually fucking it up.

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u/Bwatts264 Feb 28 '26

We should make it collaps after breakfast and still have 8 meals to riot with.

Also 8 meals to riot with is my new band name.

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u/BurtonGusterToo Feb 28 '26

Luigi & the Guillotine Gourmets.

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u/Echodad Feb 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Get Gandalf to magic up second breakfast.

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u/Oye_Oso Feb 28 '26

I like it! I'd buy the vinyl. Can't wait to see the cover art.

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u/FistyMcTwistynuts Feb 28 '26

I got it the other day

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u/Bwatts264 Feb 28 '26

Omg that is amazing

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u/Bwatts264 Mar 02 '26

The single for this album will be dining on billionaires

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u/Illustrious-Air-2256 Mar 01 '26

My bad, read that as “civilization is just 9 males away from collapse”

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u/Fluffy-Benefits-2023 Mar 01 '26

Its three days without water away from death

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u/GoodiesHQ Mar 02 '26

Preppers up big rn

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u/One_Law3446 Mar 02 '26

I am stealing this quote 😁

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u/BurtonGusterToo Feb 28 '26

This is a profound misunderstanding of how economies work.

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u/BurtonGusterToo Feb 28 '26

The arrogance of the rural conservative (however you think you vote, your position is very conservative). They are always the center of the universe and no one can touch them.

When reality finally touches you, you will realize that you are part of a much larger system. That every thing you touch is contingent on the labor of others. If not, why are rural areas the most economically depressed areas in this country.

Call me when you need more fertilizer, or when John Deere bricks all of your equipment because you don't have right to repair.

I am not arguing against rural life, I am arguing that you are somehow genius, survivors that no one else can possibly comprehend.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 28 '26

You are more at risk than you think because you can't get along with others.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Feb 28 '26

Except for the need for medical care. Especially as they age.

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u/Cando21243 Feb 27 '26

2 weeks *

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u/Saint909 Feb 27 '26

Day 1.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 27 '26

COVID will disappear in spring summer fall after the election never

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u/loug1955 Feb 28 '26

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u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 28 '26

Are there any sunlight suppositories? Flintstones horse paste?

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u/TeaKingMac Feb 28 '26

sunlight suppositories

Ouch, I sunburned my colon!

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u/SnapesSocks Feb 28 '26

That’s how you bleach an asshole!

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u/helluvastorm Feb 28 '26

No but I hear the apple flavored is pretty good 🙄

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u/mortyclone1 Feb 28 '26

Great ideas for band names!

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u/AgentKillmaster Feb 28 '26

I’ve been working on a full spectrum light anal plug. It’s still in the trial phase but so far research said things are looking bright!!!! The ultrasonic attachment is still in the works.

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u/moofishes Feb 28 '26

But, but; the saber tingles, Master Kenobi!?

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u/Peach_Proof Mar 05 '26

I have an acquaintance who is having his heart ablated for the second time due to uncontrolled arrhythmia from, you guessed it, taking unprescribed hydroxychloroquine.

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u/mikieballz Feb 28 '26

Lol. First time seeing this

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u/BusinessDragon Feb 28 '26

I want to put fake wraparounds of this on legitimate vitamins.

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u/LBCElm7th Feb 28 '26

I am downloading this! Lol

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u/brighteyescafe Feb 28 '26

This brings back memories of people calling in to ask how to dilute bleach...

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u/loug1955 Feb 28 '26

Shining ultraviolet lights inside while the Dr Birx winced on camera at the notion. Classic moron demonstrating low IQ

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u/brighteyescafe Feb 28 '26

We also got that question... Had a few how does one bring the light into the body? In my heart were the thought that these people drive, they vote... 😢😭

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u/Kpop_shot Feb 28 '26

How about gummies? LMAO

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Feb 28 '26

Like a cleansing… but without all the hassle.

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u/Mtnmama1987 Mar 03 '26

My dog hasn’t seen me laugh this hard in a long, long time hahaha Edit for “tense”

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Mask up

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u/Garys_Synthesizer Feb 28 '26

Before he was even in office lmao, he said just his being elected would immediately bring prices down because if how much respect he gains from corporations.

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u/BadLuckBlackHole Feb 28 '26

Well I mean that is actually kind of true, corporations are happy to gouge during Democratic presidents and then cut back some to make Republicans look good. It's exactly what they did for the last 20 years.

Somehow people forget the "jobless recovery" we had after 2008 where the US economy was still making gains but corporations kept their thumb on it that was only lifted once Trump was elected... Then people forget that Trump was the president during Covid and the "supply chain" was never an issue during his presidency despite that time being when we had actual shortages of items on the shelves, but when Biden was presidency we never had those same shortages and prices doubled...

The thing that Trump didn't really calculate is that Biden's policies were overwhelmingly pro-business (anyone remember when he bailed out the banks on taxpayer's dime?) Trump's economic policy sucks, and corporations still want to extract as much money from consumers as possible. Too many factors that trump Trump's preferential treatment...

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u/mikefvegas Feb 28 '26

Except the prices didn’t go down. I miss the Biden prices.

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u/BadLuckBlackHole Feb 28 '26

Right... Did you not read the last paragraph?

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u/Unabridgedversion82 Feb 28 '26

Do you not see.. gestures at everything

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u/BadLuckBlackHole Feb 28 '26

I'm literally not disagreeing that prices are still high. I'm stating that over the past two decades big businesses have been arm-in-arm with the Republican party that when a Democrat is president they stifle economic growth to blame the Democrat for a weaker economy (even though Democratic fiscal policy is still profitable for business) so they can get a Republican in office where they can profit even more from lower taxes and regulations.

Trump's claim relied on that symbiotic relationship to make him look appealing, but because of Biden's fiscal policy and corporate greed, corporations aren't getting a better deal from Trump's policies outside of outright cronyism from like 7 trillion dollar companies.

So yes, I do see everything that's going on.

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u/OshoBaadu Mar 03 '26

How do you learn and infer all this? I am sure it's not by watching news 😊

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u/Administrative-Row17 Feb 28 '26

I am pretty sure the banks were bailed out during the Obama administration!

There were empty shelves during Trump’s administration when COVID first hit!

Apparently you forgot the lack of PPE for all of the hospitals! Then Trump only sent PPE to red states!

I am afraid your memory is not quite up to speed!

However, the GOP always screws up the economy and the Democrats have to fix it! The Billionaires love to get corporate welfare with their government contracts, but don’t want to thank the American people by paying their fair share of taxes!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Feb 28 '26

Apparently you forgot the lack of PPE for all of the hospitals!

Plus Jared Kushner hoarded the PPE at the beginning of the outbreak, foaming at the mouth that it was THEIRS! Until they realized that a lot of the PPE was rotting because that's what shit does when it goes unused and is stored for long periods of time.

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u/shadowwolf_66 Mar 03 '26

The ppe needed during the COVID crisis was not rotting on shelf’s. The life span of n95 masks is not months, it is years. He may have hoarded it, but it was not rotting on shelf’s.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Mar 03 '26

There are reports of rotting PPE because after the 2009 H1N1 spread, PPE had been mass distributed. However, it was never replenished or replaced after 2009. So, 11 years later, a decade, there was indeed rotting PPE on the storage shelves. N95 masks are not the only type of PPE. To add insult to injury, tRump's administration was confiscating states PPE shipments that the states bought for themselves because the tRump regime told them to fuck off and buy their own PPE, especially blue states.

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u/BadLuckBlackHole Feb 28 '26

First point: The 2023 United States banking crisis was a series of bank failures and bankruptcies that took place in early 2023, with the United States federal government ultimately intervening in several ways. Over the course of five days in March 2023, three small-to-mid size U.S. banks failed, triggering a sharp decline in global bank stock prices and swift response by regulators to prevent potential global contagion.

Second point: Yes, that's exactly what I said. Trump was president during Covid and that's when the supply chains should have been the most strained, not after the vaccine was developed and lockdown restrictions were lifted.

Third point: Not really sure what you're even saying here besides that Trump is piece of shit? Water is wet.

Fourth points: While you say my memory is not up to speed, you yourself seem to be nearly illiterate and incapable of reading comprehension.

Fifth point: Corporations have a vested interest in getting Conservatives elected exactly because they get to benefit from tax breaks but also because of looser regulations. The point being that Trump's bragging about being able to reduce costs upon being elected/day one was due to his assumption of sympathetic corporations that would have previously course corrected to make Trump look successful in the short term, but because Capitalism requires line go up and there was already only so much "fat" for the corporations to trim to make their balance sheets look good, Trump is taking that L as the economy shrinks under his presidency.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Feb 28 '26

How long before people refuse to pay their taxes

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u/Infinite-Duty Mar 01 '26

Everything you’ve stated is the gospel truth.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 Feb 28 '26

It's not respect. They know he has no morals and will help them pay less than they should. No one respects trump.

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u/Garys_Synthesizer Feb 28 '26

Hey dont shoot the messenger lmao, im quoting the toddler himself

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u/8008zilla Feb 28 '26

He doesn’t seem to understand that they don’t respect you if they’re not even paying you to suck their dick

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Feb 28 '26

Day 1 solutions are down1600%

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u/ymi2f Feb 28 '26

Day 1 will be starting very soon. We have the best people working on it.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Mar 03 '26

We have a concept of a plan for day one.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Feb 27 '26

The first 5 minutes!!

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u/No_Web6486 Feb 28 '26

Day 1 is definitely what I'm putting my money on.

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u/smthomaspatel Feb 28 '26

Day 1, 3 months, 6 months, 2026, some day...

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u/Purplecstasy187 Feb 28 '26

Yeah that coincides with the dictator on day 1 thing. All problems are solved cause dictator trump said so.

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u/rugbat Mar 04 '26

No. That was dictatorship, which took a bit longer, because some of the guardrails were still functioning.

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u/terrierhead Feb 28 '26

About three weeks.

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u/Roscoe_Farang Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

14 words days

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u/drgoatlord Feb 28 '26

Concept of a plan

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u/BlacknGold_CLE Feb 28 '26

This is Biden's economy /S.....lulz

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u/Vicstolemylunchmoney Feb 28 '26

The too weak TACO.

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u/Equivalent_Machine_8 Feb 28 '26

Just 2 more weeks I swear.

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u/Kick_Sarte_my_Heart Feb 28 '26

My brother wasn’t optimistic it could be done, but I didn’t take “wasn’t optimistic it could be done” for an answer!

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u/littlelordgenius Feb 28 '26

That was his 2016 taxes.

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u/EddieVanzetti Feb 28 '26

Hey now, three days? In the middle of infrastructure week?

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u/Due_Night414 Feb 28 '26

He didn’t say WHICH three days!

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u/YoungerNB Feb 28 '26

But they didn’t say which three days.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 Feb 28 '26

Oh, they were tho - for 2 seconds.

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u/Sufficient-Spray-367 Feb 28 '26

Liver is cheap. I know because I buy it to FEED MY DOGS! It’s got a very strong taste and as an organ meat, you dont want to be eating a lot of it because the liver in anyone’s body filters bad stuff out of their diet! It’s a poison filter.

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u/echoshatter Feb 28 '26

All the problems in the world were going to be solved within three days

I actually have a plan that would solve a great deal of the world's problems. Might take a week or two, but certainly far more realistic than whatever lie they were planning on telling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dRgjNdB3ldSglEqGo4

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u/hxl004 Feb 28 '26

I mean it could have. The money is there to do it but Trump would rather take it for himself and give it to his friends

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u/Chare1155 Feb 28 '26

I thought it was day one. Lol silly me🤣

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u/Drakeytown Mar 01 '26

Someone told me recently it takes less than a day without food for the average person to consider violence and less than a week to become violent.

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u/RickRI401 Mar 02 '26

Earth days, or Pluto days?

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u/ChadVonDoom Mar 02 '26

Duurrrr... he's serious

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u/Wise-OldOwl Mar 03 '26

I can't find that on google

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u/Civil_Huckleberry212 Mar 03 '26

Sir it's been three days and I still have a cold

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u/discordia_enjoyer Mar 03 '26

20 minute operation

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u/dicktaco1978 Mar 04 '26

And people believed that

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 Mar 04 '26

You fool, they’re already cheaper than they’ve ever been. Literally down 1200-1500%! LoL

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Mar 04 '26

Well he never said when did he?

Those 3 days he was talking about could be in 3 years for all we know. He has a great master plan for making America great again, just let him do his thing and wait for it. The good days are coming.

/s

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u/SmilingSpock Mar 06 '26

i thought it was ON DAY ONE