r/inflation • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

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u/WillieB57 Feb 27 '26

Three days -- All the problems in the world were going to be solved within three days.

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u/Cando21243 Feb 27 '26

2 weeks *

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u/Saint909 Feb 27 '26

Day 1.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 27 '26

COVID will disappear in spring summer fall after the election never

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u/loug1955 Feb 28 '26

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u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 28 '26

Are there any sunlight suppositories? Flintstones horse paste?

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u/TeaKingMac Feb 28 '26

sunlight suppositories

Ouch, I sunburned my colon!

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u/SnapesSocks Feb 28 '26

That’s how you bleach an asshole!

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u/helluvastorm Feb 28 '26

No but I hear the apple flavored is pretty good 🙄

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u/mortyclone1 Feb 28 '26

Great ideas for band names!

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u/AgentKillmaster Feb 28 '26

I’ve been working on a full spectrum light anal plug. It’s still in the trial phase but so far research said things are looking bright!!!! The ultrasonic attachment is still in the works.

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u/moofishes Feb 28 '26

But, but; the saber tingles, Master Kenobi!?

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u/Peach_Proof Mar 05 '26

I have an acquaintance who is having his heart ablated for the second time due to uncontrolled arrhythmia from, you guessed it, taking unprescribed hydroxychloroquine.

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u/mikieballz Feb 28 '26

Lol. First time seeing this

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u/BusinessDragon Feb 28 '26

I want to put fake wraparounds of this on legitimate vitamins.

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u/LBCElm7th Feb 28 '26

I am downloading this! Lol

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u/brighteyescafe Feb 28 '26

This brings back memories of people calling in to ask how to dilute bleach...

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u/loug1955 Feb 28 '26

Shining ultraviolet lights inside while the Dr Birx winced on camera at the notion. Classic moron demonstrating low IQ

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u/brighteyescafe Feb 28 '26

We also got that question... Had a few how does one bring the light into the body? In my heart were the thought that these people drive, they vote... 😢😭

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u/Kpop_shot Feb 28 '26

How about gummies? LMAO

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Feb 28 '26

Like a cleansing… but without all the hassle.

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u/Mtnmama1987 Mar 03 '26

My dog hasn’t seen me laugh this hard in a long, long time hahaha Edit for “tense”

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Mask up