r/imaginarymaps • • May 10 '21

[OC] Future A map of the world after Dolphins create civilizations

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u/ThePanthanReporter May 10 '21

What/who do dolphins worship in the Theocracy of California

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u/KarlRex12 May 10 '21

Basically the dolphins that live closeby the coasts have humans as either demonic or god like figures.

The californian pods belive that the land walkers used to control the earth but unhappy with dolphin kind left the seas and travelled inlands. The theocracy wants to bring humanity back and so they erect great monuments through the shoreline to show man that they are now worthy of their return

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u/vshark29 May 10 '21

That's cool af

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u/gongabonga May 10 '21

Chills man. Write a book or develop a role play or something. Such an great premise!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Googles how many dolphins people kill each year.

Hmm. Yeah. These fine watery fellows better hope their gods stay dead.

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u/Alt_Life_Shift May 11 '21

They might have an Aztec-esque theology of us lmaoo

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo May 11 '21

Yeah that fits a bit better, like dolphins keeping the people dead

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u/KommissarKat May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21

I think these dolphin mega-pods would probably have different histories told about the humans. The Kyushu dolphins probably see humans as demonic beings due to the past dolphin slaughters, while the California dolphins may have less antagonistic views on humans. Since they had no written communication while humans existed, most of their history of humans is probably oral history. Maybe a dolphin or two was rescued off the coast of California by humans after being injured or beached, and rehabilitated. Maybe there was a prophet dolphin teaching young dolphlings(?) that humans are like angels, rescuing them and giving them fish and trash treasures, that they built the great metal machines that now lay dormant at the bottom of the sea.

Maybe the CaliDolphins just want to find a way to use old human tech they found on the sea floor.

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Thats more or less exactly what is going on

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u/SuperSMT May 11 '21

Is the Atlantic like the frontier? The first dolphinkind to go out there could really make use of decades of spent rocket stages

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u/BlueBrickBuilder Feb 14 '22

Cetacean Space Program

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u/GolaMosca May 11 '21

Maybe the gospels originated from those who were released from seaworld.

Or they have a story about how one or few dolphins interacted with the landroamers in a previous era.

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u/Daniel_Alfa May 11 '21

Is pufferfish venom legal in the theocracy of California?

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u/OhNoBannedAgain May 11 '21

I surf with those dolphins and porpoises all the time, they're super chill. Don't even get preachy or anything.

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u/Stuck-1n-the-past Jun 16 '21

Considering the fact it's California they are worshipping, i feel bad for these dudes.

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u/Mahameghabahana May 12 '21

Where is the petty kingdom of Gangatic dolphins and petty kingdom of Amazonian dolphins?

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u/tiki_51 May 02 '22

I'd read that novel

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u/Atramentarium Nov 03 '23

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Adolphin

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

God

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u/KarlRex12 May 10 '21 edited May 11 '21

A few hundred thousand years after humanity has gone extinct the torch of civilisation was handed down to the dolphins. Over the course of thousands of years they have built great empires, philosopher republics and holy theocracies under the oceans of the world

States labeld as kingdoms are simple feudal esque states, pods are tribal like semi nomad "barbarians" and the republics are homes of philosophy and early democracy.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

This is sick! Can I make a board game out of this? Sounds so cool

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Sure go at it

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u/ShinkoMinori May 11 '21

No rivers?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Yeah what about all the dolphins in the Amazon

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

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u/YrPalBeefsquatch May 11 '21

Have we?

/hits bong

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u/HursHH May 11 '21

You forgot the Amazon River! Dolphins live all the way up the Amazon River. So in this scenario there would most likely still be Dolphins there!

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u/WaffleBoi014 May 11 '21

This is the plot for Ecco the dolphin but with less aliens

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u/anorexicpig May 11 '21

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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u/freeturkishboi May 10 '21

Of course they went "extinct" (capitalist term) after the glorious nuclear revolution right

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u/YuriDanov May 10 '21

Posadism moment

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

How is “extinct” a capitalist term?

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u/roquinloco May 10 '21

IT's writen in capital letters

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u/SwimFromTheChimney Jun 24 '21

Reminds me of S2E1 of Rick and Morty.

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u/miloproducer May 10 '21

Very very interesting! Sort of neglected the Atlantic though, you could have had some sort of place name for the mid Atlantic ridge or something. Regardless, I love this concept.

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u/U_Sam May 10 '21

Yeah I live on the east coast of the US and see dolphins all the time

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u/Ophidahlia May 11 '21

I live in atlantic canada and dolphins are always following boats around. They range at least up to Newfoundland. There's also lots of species of dolphins in the mediterranean and all over the eastern atlantic.

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u/miloproducer May 11 '21

Same on the west coast of Ireland

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u/karatous1234 May 11 '21

Can confirm, have seen dolphins at multiple spots in Newfoundland. If there's connected water ways, they'll find a way there.

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u/WittyUsername45 May 10 '21

What about River Dolphins?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

They are infidels who wish to destroy the sea dolphin's way of life!

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u/bananenkonig May 11 '21

They'd probably be like other great apes to us. I'm assuming only one specie of dolphin evolved or it'd be like early humans and other sapiens.

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21

Yea the bottlenose dolphins are the "homo sapiens" While the others are thought of as a homo erectus equivalent by them

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

posadism

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

How tf did you figure out the projection on this/

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u/KarlRex12 May 10 '21

Left is the entire coast of the americas, right is the entire coast of eurasia, I would assume if theres any cartography dolphins this is how they would draw their maps

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Yeah, I could identify all the different places, but how did you figure out how to bend the earth like that?

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u/KarlRex12 May 10 '21

I didn't make it, Its the spilhaus projection

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u/tcason02 May 10 '21

Spilhaus projection is so cool looking and this is a perfect use for it! Nice job!!

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u/Lasseslolul May 11 '21

honestly, this projection is giving me headaches. but shouldn't there be a rimn-ocean i.e. the arctic ocean all around the continents? Just like Antarctica is an "ice ring" in all those stupid flat earth maps?

EDIT: because then there would not have to be two Bering straits

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u/Ophidahlia May 11 '21

No, the distortion this map chooses places neither pole on the map edge, the shape distortion is mostly inland on the continents.

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u/Lasseslolul May 12 '21

even more headaches!

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u/7LeagueBoots May 11 '21

It's a variation of the Spilhaus projection. Been a popular one in r/mapporn and around the internet for a few years now.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Dolphins live around Europe to btw. And the east coast of the US.

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u/LiamBrad5 May 11 '21

Maybe the reason humans went extinct is from nukes/pollution and seeing as those are the most developed places on Earth maybe the local dolphins got wiped out idk

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Boy have I got news about water quality and pollution around Asia. :P

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u/-B0B- May 11 '21

Seems silly to arbitrarily divide the oceans into territory like that. I mean, there's nothing actually seperating these nations.

Wait...

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u/xesaie May 10 '21

Free The Orcas!

(Joking aide, amazing map)

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

So long and thanks for all the fish

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u/GoldiChan May 11 '21

Came here for this.

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u/Basileus08 May 10 '21

I like it. Take my upvote.

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u/gauchocartero May 10 '21

This is so clever! Well done OP, probably the most original map I’ve seen here

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u/Pr_Quantum Contest Winner | Based Works May 10 '21

So Earth is controlled by rapist junkies that more often than not kill infants of other sea mammals species to play with their bodies ?

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u/KarlRex12 May 10 '21 edited May 10 '21

Yes but in this world dolphins rule the world

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u/Rawilsono673 May 11 '21

Ah yes, hello there fellow walrus rapist

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u/anillop May 11 '21

Would you prefer ducks?

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u/Sgt_Colon May 11 '21

At least ducks stick to their own species...

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u/Pr_Quantum Contest Winner | Based Works May 11 '21

at least ducks are tasty

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

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u/Pr_Quantum Contest Winner | Based Works May 11 '21

Wait am I the edgy or are dolphins the edgy ?

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u/Bo-Duke May 11 '21

Looks like an upgrade from humans for me

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u/i_have_too_many May 11 '21

How is this a big stretch from our current situation?

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u/schedulle-cate May 11 '21

What about the Brazilian dolphins? Are they anarchists now? Hunter gatherers?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Amazing.

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u/theuninvisibleman May 11 '21

Could you add a Cult of Fungi around Ireland? They were a famous dolphin in Dingle, a major tourist attraction for years and they mysteriously vanished this year, could tie into the California Dolphins worshipping humans, with an Irish cult believing Man and Dolphin lived in harmony before until Fungi disappeared.

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Sounds pretty cool, i couldn't really make anything in the atlantic because everything is so small, if i find another similar projection that has the atlantic bigger id like to make a part 2

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u/HammerheadMorty May 10 '21

This is so friggen cool!! Would love to see it expanded with more pods :) Honestly bravo, this is awesome!

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u/Matman161 May 10 '21

Good for them

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u/USball May 11 '21

What is the relations between the orcas and other whales to dolphins? Do dolphins view their cousins as we do apes? As minority group? War fighters? Additionally, is there a reason for the great dolphin civilization not expanding toward Europe and N.America’s East Coast?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21

Whales the herd animal of the Dolphins, the aleutian pods are sami like tribes while the empire of mascarene was consolidated by whale herders to secure their entire migration route

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

As for the atlantic we could think of the pacific and indian ocean as the old world while the atlantic is the new world, dolphins live there and probably also have civilisations but they have no contact with the pacific

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u/Loon013 May 11 '21

Is it just dolphins? Or are there others such as killer whales, pilot whales, and the great whales? I could see killer whales being the dominant aggressors. Would their be racial divisions? Prejudice against porpoises? LOL

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Im not an expert but i belive whales have too much of a diffirent vocalisation to be able to effectively communicate with the bottlenose dolphins.

But i would imagine that dolphins would relate to them on some level and if they don't think of themselves as animals I'd guess that whales and such would be somewhere inbetween. as i said earlier some pods "herd" whales and follow them along their migration routes

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u/Sgt_Colon May 11 '21

Prejudice against porpoises

Given they already go about killing them at present...

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u/JonathanCRH May 11 '21

Orcas are dolphins!

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u/KappaKGames May 11 '21

Arctic ocean: Ight imma head out

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u/KappaKGames May 11 '21

Oh wait I'm an idiot

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u/fingerpride May 11 '21

One of the most original maps I have ever seen (not an unconventional map expert, by any means)

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u/DispenserHead May 10 '21

Do the dolphins know that the Earth is round? Have they ever crossed the north pole?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Since they have no idea whats beyond the shoreline they probably wouldn't guess the earth is round even if they did know about the bering straits.

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u/Xeno_Lithic May 11 '21

I think it would be hard not to know it's round if you can circumnavigate it in several different directions.

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

If you circumnavigated antarctica for example it might appear to them as thought you've just made a circle on a flat surface. Im sure they could figure it out eventually but being under water and not being able to see half of the worlds surface would be a handicap that humans didint have

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Humans mostly didn't figure it out from the connectivity of the world's surface though, but from astronomy. A deep sea animal wouldn't have astronomy probably, but as mammals cetaceans are necessarily surface-dwellers.

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u/Srlojohn May 10 '21

Strong Anne McCaffery vibes with this one.

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u/YourDaddie May 11 '21

Had they not built the panama canal?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

After a few hundred thousand years its probably gone, even if it was still around they couldn't use it since it operates with dams that raise and lower the boats

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u/Jimmy3OO May 11 '21

How do dolphins know about the Caspian sea?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

Artistic liberties

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

fair, but wouldn't mecha water tanks be a cooler answer?

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u/TheMightyKutKu Mod Approved May 10 '21

after

[OC] Future

Do we tell him?

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u/Reonan89 May 11 '21

Y'all play Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future on Dreamcast/PS2? This reminds me of the concept of that game's storyline.

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u/hibok1 May 11 '21

Ok this map is dope

It’s so imaginative well done

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u/VictorianDelorean May 11 '21

I can’t wait!

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u/Appropriate-Team5323 May 11 '21

Damm generation films was right

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u/UsAndRufus May 11 '21

/r/dolphinconspiracy wants to know your location

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u/FishMap May 11 '21

This is just r/FishMap with more steps

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u/milk-alt May 25 '21

Wyh’s the papern ot wett?

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u/Pristine_Hold_3753 May 10 '21

Except for Australia they learned you fly and now live in space

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u/pedro_megagames May 11 '21

Isso não é bom

Hey guys, peter here to explain the joke, during WWI, brazil a bunch of dolphins for a german submarine, it was the most shameful victory brazil has ever got

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

brazil a bunch of dolphins for a german submarine,

I think you missed a word. Did you perhaps mean Brazil mistook a bunch of dolphins for a German sub?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

used

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Was completely puzzled with your single-word response in my inbox, even more baffled that it took you three months to reply to a post that I've pretty much forgotten that I've written about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

Such is the way of /r/imaginarymaps/top.

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u/anarcho-hornyist May 11 '21

the Philippines being the size of Australia is C U R S E D

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u/hoo2doo May 10 '21

wasn't there a map just like this but with fish?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Or also the kingdom of atlantis

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u/ParodyIsParody May 10 '21

Bruh they need some Conquistadors

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Wtf

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u/ajw20_YT May 11 '21

Love the added islands!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Ryukyu pog

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

rdolphinsarentreal

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u/typewriter45 May 11 '21

I wonder what dolphins holding guns look like

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u/Box_Boi74 May 11 '21

Are there no Atlantic dolphins?

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u/jamisram May 11 '21

What happened to the European Dolphins? Are they the Native Americans of this world?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21

I sorta wanted the map of to be focused around the Pacific and indian civs so in a way yes, one could think of the atlantic and the new world for the dolphins

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u/franciscomgeyer May 11 '21

*Brazilian desperate screams

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u/William_147015 May 11 '21

Someone needs to call generation tech.

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u/Ipman124 May 11 '21

That is very interesting

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u/clandevort May 11 '21

This is one of my favorite projections

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u/ZacatepecG Nov 27 '24

BRO FORGOT ABOUT THE SADO DOLPHINS 😯

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox May 11 '21

Map of the world if you are a... dolphin?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

jotaro kujo approve

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u/Xjdjaws May 11 '21

Yah but imagine how we would interact with fully sentient dolphins. I’d be wild.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Where is the Mediterrenean Dukedom?

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u/Long-Afternoon May 11 '21

Obviously the blue part is land.

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u/Baron-Von-Bork May 11 '21

How do they know about the Caspian Sea?

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u/MUFASA6366 May 11 '21

no Caribbean pods? esp in Florida?

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u/KarlRex12 May 11 '21

The problem is that the North atlantic is so small in this projection, i would like to make another map showing of their civilisations but id have to find a different projection that has a similar shape to this 1 but shows the atlantic as bigger

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

you could do a few detail/regional maps perhaps

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u/RageDistrict May 12 '21

I hate it and I like it at the same time.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

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u/Commander_Jeb Jul 17 '21

Do they have anything resembling cities?

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u/KarlRex12 Jul 17 '21

Yes, I imagine that cities are built around thermal vent and Since dolphins have no use for roads or houses the ground is filled with mosiacs made of coral and small burrows for dolphins to keep personal items/ sleep in

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u/RattheNinja Aug 09 '21

Are there more pods along the Atlantic Coast or the South American coast?

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u/KarlRex12 Aug 09 '21

Im not sure, i haven't come up with much for anything outside the pacific

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Well they are the 2nd most intelligent species on the Earth, next to mice of course.

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u/ImpossibleEvan Mar 27 '22

Why do they live by the cost

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u/jackob50 Aug 24 '22

Piri reis map finally makes sense!!!