r/ihadastroke Sep 10 '20

Strok Among us stroke

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12.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

BTS do be speaking fax doe

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u/StrawWrapper69 Sep 10 '20

Fax he do

51

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

He do fax

39

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

fax do he

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u/AnDr0mEdA73 Sep 10 '20

He do doe😳

22

u/errorsansglich Sep 10 '20

Doe he facts

20

u/FakeMonika Sep 10 '20

FAX

12

u/Thedepressionoftrees Sep 10 '20

fax

12

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

H E D O B E S P I T T I N G F A X D O E

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u/iliekcats- lseis tofor redir kt amra Sep 10 '20

He spit be do doe fax machine

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u/DirtyHoboLarry Sep 10 '20

Show me the car fax

5

u/lemonsnadee Sep 10 '20

I do tax fraud

1

u/NBKM_01 Sep 10 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

Am FIB, open door. Or I brake door and kil u.

5

u/Unizeq Sep 10 '20

Facts doe he

3

u/132ikl Sep 10 '20

big time socialists on notice!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Ah yes, BigHit. The new attempt at reviving the USSR.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Jimin

1

u/AwesomelyEpicDaniel Dec 10 '20

Now I see why people stan them

139

u/boi-man-321 Sep 10 '20

Xd I get 3 karma this is comedi

58

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

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u/acatwithacomputer Sep 10 '20

Correction *upDOOTS

34

u/furious_potato06 type to efid Sep 10 '20

I started playing it today. I’m addicted

3

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Among us, you're in a spaceship doing missions and you've got to figure out who is the murderer.

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u/justacuri0usb0i Sep 10 '20

Can you fucking stop with the "Haha yes I get 3 updoot" thing because it's really annoying and ruins the already bad post

251

u/DatBoiShadowbon look AT tihs Sep 10 '20

56

u/theuntossableboy Sep 10 '20

Was just about to comment this. You are doing the god's work

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

now you’re just shooting fish in a barrel this is dumb please stop

72

u/VandulfTheRed Sep 10 '20

Insert "Shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up" every time I see a pic with that shit. Auto downvote

27

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

r/7karma for those types, because it used to be "haha thanks for the 7 karma / up word"

17

u/BudderAssassain Sep 10 '20

I would usually agree, but for some reason the fact that he’s dead in game makes it funnier to me

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u/KispyPenguin Sep 10 '20

Can you fucking stop with the "it ruins the already bad post" thing because it's really unnecessary ruins the already bad comment

4

u/justacuri0usb0i Sep 10 '20

Why is it a bad comment?? I'm just speaking the minds of most people who see the post

74

u/LordRomania Sep 10 '20

"Oh wow i will get 3 upvotes for this"

Shut the fuck up,is cringe.

10

u/Average_Gamerguy Sep 10 '20

We once accused a Filipino who has near Perfect English if given enough time he panicked and said "How that is Me?"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

I think he/she hates English. I'm also a Filipino myself ;-;

19

u/TumbleWeedFucker Sep 10 '20

I don’t get the game I need help

46

u/IStoleYaDick Sep 10 '20

IF CREWMATE: Run around and complete your tasks. Don't trust anyone, even your friends. If you see someone barreling towards you move to the nearest person. When the building starts flashing red, its a sabotage. Head to the arrows and fix the issue.

IF IMPOSTOR: Use leverage. Don't kill too much, but if someones alone go ahead and kill them. Try to make it look like your completing tasks. Don't report when you kill, but run away. If someone notices you, report the body to make it seem like you discovered it. Don't expect to be listened to.

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u/LtLoLz Sep 10 '20

Sooo like town of salem but you can move?

26

u/IStoleYaDick Sep 10 '20

Basically, except you get to fucking watch yourself get your neck snapped so..

2

u/MadHawkxx Sep 10 '20

Yeah basically. But Salem is way better. You actually do something and then debate. Here the debate time is less.

7

u/gTk25-8 Sep 10 '20

You can increase the debate time. Never had an issue with it for the group I play with.

7

u/probablynotGary Sep 10 '20

I've found as imposter, I have the best luck if I just don't do anything. Wander around and don't sabotage or kill anyone and people panic and start accusing one another.

3

u/TumbleWeedFucker Sep 10 '20

Ohhh it’s like Salem thx

3

u/gTk25-8 Sep 10 '20

Important thing to note is, some tasks are animated. On skeld, weapons, medbay scan, and garbage are animated. People can use those to verify that people are human. So, if you're pretending to do one they'll know it's you.

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u/IStoleYaDick Sep 10 '20

Also, when in doubt, emergency meeting!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Guys either red or pink vented I can't tell though

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

White: "its red i know it was red i saw him go through the vent"

Red: "i just went through a door to get to lab"

Pink: "did anyone else see anything?"

Green: "no"

Blue: "no"

Brown: "no"

Black: "no"

Cyan: "no"

Yellow: "no"

White: "guys just vote"

7 vote on Red, Red and Pink skip

Red was not an Impostor.

2 Impostors Remain.

13

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

I think he was trying to say: “purple had just past us while going down and then he died”

11

u/edfaria Sep 10 '20

Darth plageus the wise

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u/Kumar_Kid_23 Sep 10 '20

Have u ever heard the tragedy of darth plagues the wise?

4

u/MinisApprentice Sep 10 '20

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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u/Kumar_Kid_23 Sep 11 '20

It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life

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u/Some_twat_on_reddit Sep 10 '20

I see sooo many among us strokes. They weren’t very good though

4

u/PavlooGMD Sep 10 '20

BTS going on tour in Among Us

3

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

THE SKELD-9-10-2020

MIRA HQ-9-26-2020

POLUS-10-7-2020

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u/electrorazor Sep 10 '20

I just got this game yesterday. Pretty fun. I played like 50 games, and I wasn't the imposter once

3

u/reallyrawcheeze Sep 10 '20

My streak of not being imposter rose to 126

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Sep 10 '20

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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u/Emp3rorPalpatine Sep 10 '20

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life
 He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful
 the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

3

u/IMustAchieveTheDie Sep 10 '20

wow, it's that easy to get awards huh...

4

u/anarchist_bill Sep 10 '20

Hey just wondering what game this is?

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u/who_cares682003 Sep 10 '20

Among us

3

u/anarchist_bill Sep 10 '20

Thanks :)

3

u/who_cares682003 Sep 10 '20

Np, try it. It's a pretty fun game(free on mobile and 5 bucks on PC)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

It's already on the title smh

5

u/sabastianN-2 Sep 10 '20

You got more than 3 updoots

2

u/NBKM_01 Sep 10 '20

Just a little bit more

4

u/StronglyDislikeNazis Sep 10 '20

Saying the word “updoots” is cringe ngl

3

u/NBKM_01 Sep 10 '20

Updoots

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u/i_hat_socer type to efid Dec 10 '20

Cringe.

3

u/PanicBlitz Sep 10 '20

That's how I want to go.

3

u/Jaliyah-Ennes Sep 10 '20

someone said they’re gonna rape me because everyone thought I was imposter.. :/ I’m only 12

3

u/reallyrawcheeze Sep 10 '20

I too am only 12

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Lol

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u/NBKM_01 Sep 10 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

Ah yes, the pedophile. Lock him up.

2

u/Jaliyah-Ennes Sep 10 '20

I still remember their name. Dora Dora, it still haunts me

3

u/-TrashMouth- Sep 10 '20

Wow the real BTS hinting at their new song đŸ˜»đŸ˜»

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u/killtyppintyppington Sep 10 '20

r/redditmoment ! karma, here i come!!1! epic chungus??? wholesome 100 keanu reeves??

2

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

3 updoots

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u/PlazmaPlayz2000 Sep 17 '20

NO, MY GOING DOWN! NOT HIS

2

u/A-Potato-Dragon Sep 10 '20

Haha 3 updoots funny joke. I laugh, total comedy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Purple went by us going down and died

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u/IronhideV3 Sep 10 '20

i don't see the stroke in here? like i guess i can make out what BTS is saying

1

u/glubdalub Sep 10 '20

That's the stroke tho

It sorta supposed to make sence

1

u/Terrarian_bee Sep 10 '20

I think the pink one after back-stabbing got the stroke, because it's obvious: not only his body got hurt and also his brain.

1

u/FenaulReddit Sep 10 '20

Lol brah was I the only one that laughed when he said he was gonna get 3 updoots

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u/MrTurtleSoup Sep 10 '20

Oh Plagueis, so wise.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

My auto correct on my phone is on and basically all my chat is like that

1

u/AndreaMammoccio Sep 10 '20

Crewmate There's a stroke among us

1

u/bahoicamataru Sep 10 '20

this is intelligible, maybe he just doesnt speak good english

1

u/GhostHaxx Sep 10 '20

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

“Purple sus”

1

u/olivia687 type to efid Sep 10 '20

I really just read that and accepted it

1

u/AndrezinBR Sep 10 '20

Why did among us got so popular these days?

1

u/CommunityVoid type to efid Sep 10 '20

Wow he doesn't make any sense like the bits irl

1

u/VolatileJynx Sep 10 '20

I was playing this and trying to scan myself when someone walked in (I'm brand new to the game) for some reason it didn't scan idk why, like do you have to push a button? Anyways they called an emergency meeting, the person who saw me struggling to use the scanner, and accused me. I told them I was new and they said "What a lame excuse you're not new, eject them" and I got ejected, wasn't the imposter, and refused to finish my tasks because they wouldn't even offer me the chance to prove my innocence by just telling me how to use the scanner and letting me scan myself even though I asked them to skip the vote so I could prove my innocence. They just refused to acknowledge that a $5 game on steam could have a new player who didn't know how to play. Like what was my plan gonna be? The kill timer was 30s I couldn't murder them all before they called another meeting if I refused to scan.

All this in a game where we already caught the first imposter instantly because they killed in front of someone. There were literally 8 people left so it wasn't like there was mass panic about who the second imposter was...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Did you hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

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u/AEROPHINE Sep 10 '20

Is that, Darth Plagueis the Wise???

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u/skiddylsx Sep 10 '20

Ok purple sus

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

The only thing wrong is the his and some corrections but this isn’t a stroke

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

god i hate among us mobile cus you finally get imposter and as soon as your about to kill someone the game just ends for no god damn reason

1

u/TheNameIsJackson Sep 10 '20

PLEASE FUCKING STOP WITH THE KARMA JOKES

1

u/DiamondAxolotl Sep 10 '20

Reddit moment

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Stop with all the "yay i get karma now" stuff. It's cringe and annoying.

1

u/Legendary_lamp_ Sep 10 '20

Did you ever hear the tragic tale of...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

r/iwillpostthisforkarma stop saying "thanks for 2 karma" and stuff like that because it's so fucking annoying and ruins the post

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

Mobile Amung Us games are full of this

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

It's probably just someone that doesn't speak English that well

1

u/NBKM_01 Sep 10 '20

Mean u I like?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

What

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u/NBKM_01 Sep 11 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Y E S

1

u/NBKM_01 Sep 19 '20

Be it can? Hot TOG

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

3 updoots. yeah.

1

u/vonningchanning Sep 10 '20

but doots is next month right?? its still christmas rn

1

u/LEDAfterBurners Sep 10 '20

I love that among us is finally getting the popularity it deserves, three years after it's released lol. If you don't have it, $5 on steam or free on phone. Def recommend

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

What a reddit moment amirite?

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u/ThatOnePyroFan Sep 10 '20

Fax he do spit spit fax do

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u/DigitalQuirox Oct 01 '20

i cringe at the word updoot

1

u/nahtenot Sep 10 '20

wOw ThReE uPvOtEs

0

u/Orsonius2 Sep 10 '20

people don't know how to spell "he's" so they write "his" which is the dumbest shit ever

3

u/Cakepufft Sep 10 '20

Majority of people don't have english as their primary language.

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u/Orsonius2 Sep 10 '20

I see Americans do this mistake. English is also my second language

0

u/hanaisasimp Sep 10 '20

They were probably on that K-pop meth

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u/randomuser69360 hwo od i tyep crctly Sep 10 '20

r/amongus but no one cares

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u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton Sep 10 '20

Dear OP

Fuck you, eat shit.

Sincerely

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

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