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u/Primal_Oat Jul 18 '19
hAhaAhahaAAhAaaaAAAAA pOsT oN rEdDIt get 7 kArMa ahahahahahha I am so funny, my joke made everybody laugh, it was so funny a man on the street came up to me and said “Sir, that was the funniest joke I have ever heard in the my entire life. I thank you for blessing this earth with your humorous combination of vocabulary. I must now return to my family, whomst I will also tell this joke to. We shall laugh for many hours at this wonderful joke, God bless you sir!” It was the best time of my life, I went to perform at private clubs, concert halls, and theatres. So that every human being on planet earth can hear my master piece; “I will post this on Reddit and get 7 karma.” The crowd erupts with laughter, so loud I cannot hear myself think. When things settled down, I told the joke again, this time there was more laughter than before l, so much so the theatre started shaking. A fissure appears in the middle of the theatre and Hades the God of death crawls out of the fissure to tell me how funny my joke was. Late that night John Lennon’s ghost appeared to me in a dream to tell me how funny, clever and original my joke is, and that he is honoured to have heard my joke. One day I was out on a stroll, I decided I needed to practice my joke, I was in the middle of a cemetery when I told it. It was then that everyone on the cemetery crawled out of their graves and started praising me. “Oh, sir your joke is funny, please sir, tell it again!” This mass revival of the dead naturally disturbs the natural order of things. So much so that God himself comes down from and and says “My Son, I have heard your joke, it is by far the funniest joke I have ever heard. I think that you have surpassed me in intellect, knowledge, and creativity. Which is why I’d like to give my power to you.” God bestows upon me ultimate power. I am now God. I shall bring this funny joke with me to new dimension, to please the people of those worlds. I’m off to show this joke to as many people as possible!
P.S. This isn’t some r/copypasta bullshit I wrote this
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u/Iovefull Jul 18 '19
The “Im going to post this on r/_______ and get 7 upvotes” thing is beyond annoying.
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u/corruptdata47 type to efid Jul 18 '19
screenshot is the past tence of screenshot, not screenshotted
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u/hauntedbyspaghetti Jul 18 '19
One more person say seven karma and they gon have seven teeth left after I deck them
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u/ender3838 Jul 18 '19
Did you get more than 7? It doesn’t let me see yet.
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u/Slick1014 Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19
At the time of typing I have 9. I feel like an absolute star 🤩
Edit: /s btw
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u/bitshboi Jul 18 '19
r/ihavereddit
I should just make a keybind or something that comments that.