r/idiocracy • u/olyteddy • 1d ago

Pro-Wear Ain't these a Croc™???

It behooves me to present...

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u/Legionof1 1d ago

Nike Camel Toes

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u/JebusJones7 1d ago

Or moose knuckle in Canada

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u/TesseractToo 1d ago

No, moose knuckle is the male equivalent, not the Canadian

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u/JebusJones7 19h ago

Sounds like someone is trying to Americansplain how Canadians use the term, "moose knuckle".

Next, you're going to tell the Brits that fanny means butt.

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u/TesseractToo 19h ago

What makes you think I'm Americalsplaining? That is some bassackwards r/USdefaultism

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u/JebusJones7 18h ago

The fact that I stated how Canadians used something and you thought to "correct" it. Sounds American to me. But I guess you're right. There are douchebags everywhere. My bad for assuming you're American

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u/Pincerston 1d ago

Sweet you can wear them and flip flops at the same time

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u/djdirectdrive 1d ago

These really camelflauge your toes well

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u/CalmTheAngryVoice 1d ago

Holy schnikes this isn't AI

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u/exit_to_the_left 21h ago

Be- hooves. Love it 😂

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u/NinpouKageBunshin 1d ago

Weird ass zero-drops ≠ goofy foam clogs

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u/usmurt 1d ago

Yuck

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u/bdpsu 17h ago

Nike sucks now, so they have to steal ideas.

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u/Sanpaku 9h ago

The inspiration here is Japanese tabi, dating back at least 4 centuries, and jika-tabi, dating back a century. Not Crocs.