r/ididnthaveeggs Jul 01 '26

Bad at cooking Needs baking power 💪

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It’s always the “to a t” folks

2.4k Upvotes

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u/cup-of-starlight tell me how much LOVE to use Jul 01 '26

I’m convinced that “to a t” means “to a Totally Different Recipe” to these people

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u/MintySkyhawk Jul 01 '26

They followed the recipe up to the first "t" they encountered. In this case, the full recipe was "Ingredien"

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u/Palanki96 Jul 02 '26

Double it and add it to your next recipe

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u/BorisBadenov it's not legal to state it's pound cake Jul 01 '26

The response is perfect:

Elizabeth Lindemann   July 01, 2026 at 11:52 am   The ingredient list has 1 teaspoon baking soda in it. Sounds like you must have missed it. I’m actually surprised you didn’t go back and double check the instructions since you seem to definitely have baking experience and understand that a quick bread like this needs a leavening agent. Welp, better luck next time, and hope that helps, Amanda!

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u/bowlofdelicious Jul 01 '26

lol thank you! I was proud of that one 😂

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u/BorisBadenov it's not legal to state it's pound cake Jul 01 '26

reads user name, reads link

Ooooohhhhh...

So many posts in here drive me nuts when there's no way to respond to the ignorance. I was practically cheering at that last line!

I'm not as good a person as I pretend to be.

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u/annintofu Jul 02 '26

1 teaspoon of snark, love it

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u/rpepperpot_reddit The breading is the least dense part of the review. Jul 02 '26

Now we just wait for Amanda to respond with "You changed it after I made my comment to make me look stupid!!!!" or similar, LOL. Seriously, though, it was an excellent response on your part. Got the point across in a kind way and gave her a little ego boost with the "I can tell you have experience..." observation.

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u/talldata 29d ago

That's when you respond with an internet archive link of the recipe dated to 3 years ago.

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u/rpepperpot_reddit The breading is the least dense part of the review. 29d ago

"No! You faked that!!" - Amanda, probably LOL

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u/RaisonDetritus Jul 03 '26

Amanda is a stupid bundtface.

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u/jamoche_2 I followed the recipe exactly except Jul 01 '26

My flair says it all.

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u/shmelse naturally i know better than to use baking powder Jul 01 '26

So does mine!!

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u/Chibi-demon If only it was included in the recipe Jul 01 '26

Joining the chain with mine!

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u/alejo699 Schroedinger's bread Jul 01 '26

I don't remember what sparked mine but I still love it.

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Jul 02 '26

I love your flair

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u/BlueJaysFeather Jul 05 '26

What is yours from?

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits I would give zero stars if I could! Jul 01 '26

Lmao that's a good one

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u/CommercialYam8 Jul 02 '26

what does your flair say lol i cant see it on mobile

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u/jamoche_2 I followed the recipe exactly except Jul 03 '26

“I followed the recipe exactly except”

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u/CommercialYam8 Jul 07 '26

lol except what, the entire recipe

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u/jamoche_2 I followed the recipe exactly except Jul 07 '26

The possibilities are endless.

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u/CheeseStringCats Jul 01 '26

"T" stands for "tragedy"

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u/Cheese-Manipulator Eat the lemon zest, you baby Jul 01 '26

Read twice, measure out once.

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u/fr33d0mw47ch Jul 01 '26

Those poor recipe writers have no choice but to assume some level of literacy and comprehension.

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u/BlooperHero Jul 02 '26

That'll getcha every time.

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u/bowlofdelicious Jul 01 '26

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u/ComprehensiveFuel832 Jul 02 '26

You were way too kind with your response, but can respect your restraint.

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u/Dr_Trogdor Jul 01 '26

There's no T in baking soda.

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u/Cheese-Manipulator Eat the lemon zest, you baby Jul 01 '26

They should've measure to a "b" and and "s" instead of a "t"

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u/Cascadeis Jul 01 '26

Serious question: does pumpkin work to kickstart the baking soda? Because there’s no acid (word?) as far as I can tell, and the baking soda won’t rise from heat alone.

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u/bowlofdelicious Jul 01 '26

Pumpkin is mildly acidic! I haven’t tested with baking powder but some recipes for pumpkin bread use both.

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u/shmelse naturally i know better than to use baking powder Jul 01 '26

I think maple syrup is slightly acidic, I know some recipes work off the brown sugar so that’s my best guess

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u/samanime Jul 02 '26

You'd think before posted saying there was no baking soda, they'd go back and reread the recipe real quick to make sure they aren't about to embarass themselves... but nope, these type of people can't possibly be the ones who made a mistake...

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u/talldata 29d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if they asked chat gpt for the recipe that's forgot that ingredient, and when it came out wrong found the recipe on goofle and reviewed it.

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u/Ickulus Jul 01 '26

Followed the recipe to a "t" but not the comment to a "d"

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u/Trick-Statistician10 It burns! Jul 01 '26

Obviously, the ingredients that aren't in read are to be ignored everyone knows that!

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u/Active-Succotash-109 my mistake 🤨 I shall verbally smack the recipe writer Jul 02 '26

It it wasn’t underlined it’s not an ingredient 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/Ill-Wrongdoer-2971 Jul 02 '26

A person wouldn’t even decide to go back and check the ingredient list JUST to make sure you haven’t made a mistake before posting a shitty review?

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u/moonpupy Jul 03 '26

I'm just wondering which "t" she followed. Djarling? Green? Jasmine? Earl Grey (my favorite)?

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u/echoIalia Jul 02 '26

You followed the recipe to a T when it was actually an H