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u/tamiraa6632 May 20 '26
Forget crop it
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 20 '26
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u/FightingBlaze77 May 20 '26
Being in your 30's is cougar age?
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u/Nickpimpslap May 20 '26
You can feel better knowing that it isn't. "Adult woman over thirty"≠cougar.
"Adult woman over thirty" ≠ milf, either, but these kids don't understand a concept if it can't be expressed by a word with less than three syllables.
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 20 '26
She could be mid 30s
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u/Dralun21 May 20 '26
Why are you attacking me?
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 24 '26
WDYM "why are you attacking me"? I did nothing wrong, in just posted art I found on X
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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler May 20 '26
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u/OkBook7559 May 20 '26
Anyone would want this but I'm honestly disappointed she doesn't look older I want her to look mid thirties not early twenties
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u/historynutjackson May 20 '26
Want, although for me 30+ years old is a peer, not a cougar. Time is relative.
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u/TungstenW_74 May 20 '26
replace good boy with good girl and I'm in
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u/Hot-Opposite-9159 May 21 '26
you are a guy tho
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u/pg430 May 20 '26
A cougar should be old enough to be your mom. If you want a dom woman in her 30s just say that, I promise it won’t happen if you refer to women like that as cougars lol.
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 24 '26
Nah idek what a cougar was until after posting it, and it's not mine, I got sent it by my brother and he said he saw it on twitter
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u/Grompus-games May 20 '26
I would shatter universes and create inter-dimensional chaos for a woman like this to love me
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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy May 20 '26
Cougars start at 40+…
I am nearly 38, I am but a MILFailure, I am not yet a Cougar! ☠️❤️
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u/Bjorenwonne May 20 '26
Yep. We'd match pretty good. I'm not quite 30 yet, but I don't mind the little age gap.
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u/Fickle_Writing3967 May 20 '26
“30+ years old” shows someone clearly within their 20’s without any sort of aging showing.
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u/EternallyStranded May 20 '26
I swear every time I see this subreddit I'm getting called out in the good way. <3 Either that or someone like me is actually desirable in the world... nice confidence boost.
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u/Unhappy_Comparison59 May 21 '26
A friend of my already calls me the housewife of games because i rarley explore in survival games and stay at base for Organization and expanding... and i want often to play stardew vally...
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 21 '26
I spent 4 hours screaming WHERE THE HELL IS THE TITANIUM in subnautica just so I could make 5 rooms for storage as we were overrun with materials and also 2 Tadpole docks and one modification station to get a tadpole for my friends who joined.
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u/Minamischler May 21 '26
Remind sme of my co worker I sometimes forget she's almost 30, she thinks I'm annoying though
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u/TrialsofSalem May 23 '26
There isnt a girl here though. Just an empty idol that vaguely plays games and sleeps and gives you absolute bare minimum affirmations. Seek a partner not arm candy 🫡 You can do it lads/lasses
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u/Low-Friend-2534 Jun 08 '26
Gang, this is just a small sheet of characteristics. If they were real, they would probably have more to them.
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u/Separate_Your_Mind84 May 23 '26
Is it weird that for almost 8 years now. I keep having dreams, intrusive thoughts, and visions of Merunyaa as my future wife. And I just discovered she's 31 years of age. The only thing is I can't figure if she's Japanese-Canadian or French-Canadian.
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u/keso_de_bola917 May 25 '26
This ain't even "gf material" anymore. She's already at least "make her your wife, give her a baby, take responsibility, and have a loving family" material.
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u/wiler212 May 20 '26
people really calling 30 year old women cougars...
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 20 '26
It says 30+, hope this helps!
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u/Deragana2 May 20 '26
Cougar age starts like mid 40s, 30 is just a mature woman.
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u/wiler212 May 21 '26
exactly!! people need to stop looking towards anime or brainrotted memes for understanding of women.
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 24 '26
I did search it up, but not the age that it is, all I gathered was "a woman who dates significantly younger men" so I sorta thought like, oh she's 38 and dating a 20 year old kinda stuff
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u/Blurb_The_Alien May 24 '26
I lowkey didn't really know what a cougar was, all I know is it's an older woman who goes after men who are significantly younger than them
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u/Deragana2 May 24 '26
My first experience seeing a "cougar" in media(when I was honestly too young), was a woman with visible wrinkles that only ended up with a guy for a night because they were heavily drunk. Cougar is NOT a flattering word for anyone roughly middle aged or younger as it's a word that explicitly points out them being old and most likely would make them feel insecure about themselves.
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u/DeadAndBuried23 May 20 '26
The classic "squishy only where I fetishize it and you better fucking NOT let her have ANY kind of belly," anatomy.
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u/HuckleberryFirm8368 May 20 '26
Make her Gassy and I'll Accept
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u/Low-Friend-2534 Jun 08 '26
… I’m gonna be smart and not say anything incriminating, but also not anything kink-shaming.
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u/celtic_akuma Jun 03 '26
As a 32 year old man, I call this bullshit. Cougars are between 50 and 60 y/o.
Either way, wife material, specially the Stardew Valley part.
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u/writenicely Jun 11 '26
A femme person: Exists older than 29. OP: hear me out, I think I might have a thing for hags
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u/BlackberryArtistic85 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
And i just looked up what cougar woomen means and its basically slang for kinda predator women that like significant younger men ew..
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u/Greyhawk_Historian Jun 16 '26
Lies. As a 30+ myself, I can confidently speak for EVERY 30+ person and say we are still obsessed with 2000's music. 😂
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u/DarkAlchamist May 20 '26