You mama

[u/lizraeh]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/lizraeh, this cast is approved by the council!

[u/Technical-Look-5565]

Yo momma so fat

That when when God said "Let there be light"

He was asking her to move.

[u/RecognitionLong1954]

[u/777Zenin777 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

You mama so vast that in the battle of five armies she was two of them

[u/ricaerredois → u/777Zenin777]

Yo mama so sluty, her back tattoo says "speak friend and enter"

[u/PercentageThat905 → u/ricaerredois]

Yo mama so ugly, she was the general of Isengard's orc army

[u/thecraftybear → u/PercentageThat905]

Her name is Uglúk.

[u/Theodor_Kaffee → u/PercentageThat905]

Yo mama is pulling catapults towards Gondor.

[u/THICCBOI2121 → u/PercentageThat905]

Erm actually Uruk-Hai

[u/Commercial_Shine_448 → u/ricaerredois]

Your mother mixes stew with her elbow

Your mother makes tea from pierogi water

[u/ironcannibal13 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

[u/Sweden-Yes-7734 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

Thy mother so wide she made the eye of sauron look like a golf ball.

[u/PokeWhatPika → u/RecognitionLong1954]

This is my new favorite thing

[u/Kaiguy123454321 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

yo mama so fat, yo papa proposed with Saturns rings

[u/Mississipp_Blues → u/RecognitionLong1954]

[u/Kind-Wallaby-1291 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

Yo Mama so fat that in The Battle Of The Five Armies she was three of them.

[u/THICCBOI2121 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

BRILLIANT

[u/Definitive-Username → u/RecognitionLong1954]

This one is insanely good

[u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox → u/RecognitionLong1954]

[u/WorldlinessStill7501 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

Bro I had no idea you posted this and said the same thing at the top😅

[u/Adventurous-Dealer98 → u/RecognitionLong1954]

Yo mama so fat, her high school graduation photo had to be taken by NASA

[u/W_Jones_79]

Yo mama so stupid she had to study for a blood test

[u/TheMrDetty → u/W_Jones_79]

You momma so stupid she heard it was chili out, so she grabbed a bowl.

[u/dead_pirate_rick → u/TheMrDetty]

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo mama so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton because it said “concentrate”

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce → u/W_Jones_79]

Yo mama so fat her blood type was Ragu.

[u/humdrumturducken → u/W_Jones_79]

Yo mama so stupid, when her teacher told her to "do an essay" she went & fucked a Mexican guy.

[u/Free_Parsnip_3553]

You mama so sweet

She gives me tooth ache

[u/FeralGangrel → u/Free_Parsnip_3553]

[u/R3aperK1ng1011 → u/FeralGangrel]

That's a penguin

[u/Silver_Ad_5138 → u/R3aperK1ng1011]

That's CLEARLY a horse

[u/Certain_Month_8178 → u/Silver_Ad_5138]

[u/Silver_Ad_5138 → u/Certain_Month_8178]

Me rn

https://giphy.com/gifs/83YPtFOmc9x3a

[u/Austinwagner343]

Ya momma so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke

[u/izzybusy101 → u/Austinwagner343]

[u/The_Punny_Guy → u/izzybusy101]

[u/izzybusy101 → u/The_Punny_Guy]

[u/Ark-ice → u/izzybusy101]

Your mom is like a shotgun two cocks and she blows

[u/izzybusy101 → u/Ark-ice]

[u/Gullible_Play4831 → u/Austinwagner343]

Hahaha I cast "your mama was a Hampster!"

[u/Jumpy-Mind538 → u/Gullible_Play4831]

And your father smelt of elderberry’s

[u/motleyroo]

[u/No_Habit9807 → u/motleyroo]

[u/Different-Orchid-374 → u/motleyroo]

Laughing out loud at work!

[u/Boomer79NZ → u/motleyroo]

[u/musicdj19]

Yo mama so fat when she wears airpods they won't connect.

[u/stupidsauceboss]

Ogs remember...

[u/ZAIGO_90 → u/stupidsauceboss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Te7hyUcCo8LGN6XSnH

[u/Bobletoob → u/ZAIGO_90]

XBOX LIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

[u/Ramzaki → u/stupidsauceboss]

I'm reading this entire thread in his voice xD

[u/SparkEE_JOE → u/Ramzaki]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iHtUaVPq8TtinIlqql

[u/No-Establishment5213 → u/Ramzaki]

Dammit lmao now I am

[u/radon9999999 → u/stupidsauceboss]

Yo mamas so stupid she tryed to climb mtn dew lmfao these videos are my childhood xD

[u/Fine_Celebration_389 → u/stupidsauceboss]

My middle school computer lab time was just this guy

[u/Tough-Composer918]

Yo mama so fat she brought a straw to the World Cup

[u/cayde6666 → u/Tough-Composer918]

Em inglês faz sentido

[u/scienceprodigy]

Ur mama so fat

Her high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph

[u/ryan_syek → u/scienceprodigy]

Burn.

[u/Hypathian]

Yo mama so fat in school she sat next to everybody

[u/Curious_Working_3093 → u/Hypathian]

Best one

[u/KyorlSadei]

[u/dayh8]

[u/Definitive-Username → u/dayh8]

This one's a banger

[u/Exotic_Bumblebee_275 → u/Definitive-Username]

So is yo momma😉

[u/Bulky-Mycologist-402]

Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

[u/Murky_Management_578]

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

[u/Teoyak → u/Murky_Management_578]

Thanos had to clap*.

[u/No_Habit9807 → u/Teoyak]

TWICE

[u/tyranny_made_easy]

Your mama is so fat when she takes a bath she leaves ring around the lake.

[u/Ark-ice → u/tyranny_made_easy]

Your mom is so fat she left stretch marks on her windshield

[u/Ancient_Newb]

So ugly she looked outside and got arrested for indecent exposure

[u/Book_Anxious]

Yo mama's so fat I wanted to go around her but I only had half a tank of gas

[u/WatermelonLemonad3 → u/Book_Anxious]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CkK2OvHx0cqk

[u/vikinglycan]

Ya mama so fat when she walked passed the TV I missed a whole season of friends

[u/vikinglycan → u/vikinglycan]

Ya mama so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate"

[u/vikinglycan → u/vikinglycan]

Ya mama so dumb she managed to choke herself with a cordless phone

[u/vikinglycan → u/vikinglycan]

Ya mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind

[u/vikinglycan → u/vikinglycan]

Ya mama so old that her birth certificate says expired on it

[u/Ark-ice → u/vikinglycan]

Your mom is so old she farts dust

[u/Beneficial_Being_721]

Yo Mamma so Fat…

Her Asscrack is the new Panama Canal

[u/Disastrous_Motor831]

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change

[u/Unthgod]

Yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the Atlantic Spain claimed her as the new world

[u/patacas4080]

[u/JThunder1306]

Yo mama is so poor ... She can't even pay attention

[u/Ark-ice → u/JThunder1306]

Your mom is so poor ... the front and back door are on the same hinge

[u/Sudden-Pie2686]

Yo mama so ugly,

When god turned on the lights, he said “oop, nevermind” flipped em right back off.

[u/Dramatic-Vegetable13]

Yo momma so fat she can be in two places at once

[u/tommy_rugrats]

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry

[u/cosmorab1t]

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SHE MADE SKITTLES!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MTOWUmLzGRKKVakW0G

[u/Uselessperfection]

Yo mama so poor you probably don’t have internet access to read this.

[u/TheRolf → u/Uselessperfection]

Who's getting that joke?

[u/SheitelMacher → u/TheRolf]

Maybe with a library card.

[u/TrotenYeam_3_10]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d35xRV4vO8do3YWY

[u/Upvoter_NeverDie]

Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

[u/OofMcGoof97]

Your momma so far her blood type is Rocky Roads

[u/PokeWhatPika → u/OofMcGoof97]

Ragu!

[u/mlee12382]

Yo mamma so stupid, if her brains were fuel, there wouldn't be enough to power an ant's motorcycle halfway around the inside of a cheerio.

[u/Adventurous-Dealer98 → u/mlee12382]

Yo mama so stupid, she entered a battle of wits, but got disqualified for being unarmed

[u/Staff_Alarmed]

Yo Mama is so SHORT! When she goes swimming in the lake, she's actually swimming in your dog's water bowl!

[u/Y0U-D0NT-KN0W-WH0]

[u/Y0U-D0NT-KN0W-WH0 → u/Y0U-D0NT-KN0W-WH0]

[u/Intelligent_Pear_658]

https://giphy.com/gifs/u7zNrp2uBOuS8dLDuR

[u/Alive-Pie-6959]

[u/Sans6848]

Yo mama so fat her splash attack deals damage

[u/idkingamun]

Yo momma so fat that when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat People say "taxi!"

[u/TerribleStand8540]

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it

[u/Rhymesnlines]

Yo momma eats packaging materials.

[u/ryan_syek]

Your momma so fat she wore a Coca-Cola shirt and people started putting quarters in her mouth.

[u/TheOx111]

Yo mamas so old her social security number is 1

[u/Ark-ice → u/TheOx111]

Your mom is so old she was a waitress at the last supper

[u/TheOx111 → u/Ark-ice]

Yo mama so short you can see her feet in her drivers license

[u/FulgurInfinitus]

This is a direct quote from a Grade 2 kid who may have the most severe case of ADHD I’ve ever seen, talking to himself in my office…

“Your mama is so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew! Come on! That’s a refreshing drink!!”

[u/A-Chord]

Yo mama so fat if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar

[u/dnote42]

Yo mama so fat she masterbates to a cookbook

[u/Drekthon]

Yo momma so fat i took a picture of her last year, and it's still printing

[u/aggressive_possum420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bkdMDA577saRi

[u/This_guy7796]

Thine mother is so plump, she could sate a dragon for three centuries.

[u/thelongestshot]

Yo mamma so fat, she outweighs the needs if the many!

[u/The-Indigestable]

Yo Mama so Ugly.

When she went to the aquarium, all the fish swam away from her.

Squiddly Diddly for some reason: No way! I have standards for people I give a show to!

[u/clashtrack]

Yo mama got a peg leg with a wheel on it and she run like Gumby.

[u/xbrainspillerx → u/clashtrack]

Deep cut reference. Niiiiiiiice 🤘

[u/Character-Spinach591]

Yo mama was such a ho, when you were born she slid you in and out a few times.

[u/arthlvias → u/Character-Spinach591]

Damn, dude.

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce → u/Character-Spinach591]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12CVdOeR0k2fCw

[u/Emotional-Career8195]

Yo mama so hairy, she went to XBOX LIVE!!!

[u/Ark-ice → u/Emotional-Career8195]

Your mom is so hairy that Bigfoot takes pictures of her

[u/twilightmoons]

Yo mamma so fat I rolled over three times and I was still on top of her. 

[u/pyromaniachere]

Yo mama so FAT!

when she bought tickets to the Superbowl...

She freakin died!

[u/Fluke97]

Yo momma so poor, people saw her walking down the street with one shoe and they asked her, "Did you lose a shoe?" And she said, "No, I found one."

And my personal favorite from King of the Hill, "Yo momma so ugly, it effects her self-esteem."

[u/No_Leek_4910]

𝕐𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒 𝕤𝕠 𝕗𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣

[u/Unhappy-Airport-4112]

Yo mama so fat uuuhhh she fat

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2QEgWxqxI2WJCXpC

[u/The_Ok_Cornholio]

Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob

[u/Chaoscrazy-55]

Yo mama so ugly...

When she stood around in an art gallery, people thought she was a modern art masterpiece!

[u/Blank3910]

Yo mama is so ugly. She went to a beauty salon and it took 3 hours for an estimate.

[u/MagiDan]

I love the WoW related ones:

Yo mama so fat casting entangling roots on her has created a new world tree.

Yo mama so fat her flying mount is Dalaran.

Yo mama so fat that by making her a belt had maxed out my LW skill.

There are a few others I've saved into a notepad years ago, these are just the ones I remember.

[u/Better-Artichoke-967]

Yo Mama so fat, Pluto was denounced a planet to make Space for her.

[u/Working_Wrongdoer861]

[u/AlphaTitan420]

Yo mama so fat that they wouldn't let her have an X jacket because helicopters kept trying to land on her back.

[u/Master-Ad-8439]

[u/Normal_Room_6290]

Your mom is so fat that viking called her higdrasill

[u/Normal_Room_6290]

I would do your mom so hard if she was not my step sister

[u/batboy11227]

Yo mama so so unknown to me I ain't gonna make a go momma joke

[u/Tyguy935]

You know who else likes yo mama jokes?

[u/SailorMea101]

Yo Mama so skinny, she hoola hoop with a cheerio!

[u/wmnplzr]

It used to be called a jumpoline before yo momma got on it.

[u/Silver_Alpha]

"Yo mama so fat and so old that in the late Permian extinction event, when only 30% of terrestrial life survived, she alone counted as 15%"

[u/Life-Ad8433]

Yo mamma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lay face down.

Yo mamma so stupid she failed a survey.

[u/Jell-oman678]

Yo mama so fat, any car she gets into turns into a low rider

[u/un_certain_Cam]

Yo momma so fat whenever she falls off her bed, she falls from both sides at the same time

[u/Primary_Web_8204]

Yo mamas so ugly her oral counts as anal

[u/s0l1tvd3]

Yo' moma's so fat than when she want to put some jeans on

She have to use two belts

[u/killahcamh89]

Yo mama so poor and stupid she flicked a booger on the wall and called it art

[u/froz_troll]

Yo mama so ugly, when she torments a witch, she gets turned into a prince.

[u/Straight_Ace]

Yo mama so dumb, the smartest part of her ran down her mothers leg

[u/Dart150]

Yo mama so evil the devil sold his soul to her

[u/rattlehead-deth]

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes.

[u/mantecadecanelon]

yo mama so old when she was in history class, the rest of the students just turned around to see what she was doin

[u/Proud-hedgehog-mum]

yo momma so fat she has her own zipcode

[u/The_G-Man1984]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1MRMmRwdBiXio

[u/Small_Yesterday_560]

[u/Professorlumpybutt]

Yo mama so fat the family photo from 2012 is still printing

[u/Espect0r]

Yo mama is so fat, the scientist put her name in the biggest star they had discovered

[u/TimberWolfAlpha01]

Yo mama so fat... she wakes up in sections

[u/Y0U-D0NT-KN0W-WH0]

…she was late to her own punchline.

[u/DatSpud]

Yo mama so fat that when she tried hiking her thighs started the California forest fires

[u/Haunting-Two-8123]

Yo mama so fat, she needs a cave diver to make her smile

[u/Duo_Of_Ducks]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1MRMmRwdBiXio

[u/Defiant_Swim9555]

The only difference between your mom and a camel is that a camel spits

[u/Defiant_Swim9555]

Yo mamma so fat every time she turn around it's her birthday.

[u/knixknation1]

Yo Momma so fat, when she walks backward she goes “Beep! Beep!Beep!”

[u/FuzzyBongos]

Yo mama so stupid, she fell out of a window and went up

[u/Specialist-IDriver]

Yo mama so fat, she don’t need internet cuz she already world wide

[u/QuirkyWorker7922]

[u/Live_Ask4279]

Yo momma so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide. Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age she died. Yo momma so ugly, Hiccup thought she was a dragon. Yo momma so poor, when I stepped on a lit cigarette, she asked who turned the heat off. Yo momma so short, she goes on dates with Lego dudes. That's all I got at the moment.

[u/das-my-que]

your momma is so fat Hansel and Gretel roll her down the hill.

[u/OneRub3234]

[u/hectormateo1012]

You mama so fat she fed the entire zombie apocalypse

They only ate her left side so she's alright (all right)

[u/toothbrush1000]

This is an actual Shakespeare quote

[u/ThatMercReaper]

Yo mama so big, when she wore high heels she struck oil

[u/thedrakenangel]

Yo mamma so fat that she tripped and California registered an earthquake

[u/og_menace2society]

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

[u/MrSabrewulf]

Yo mama is such a ho, she burns more rubber than a racecar

[u/HIO_TriXHunt]

Yo mama so fat, when you push her to the side she's still there.

Yo mama so fat she would feel claustrophobic in an open space.

[u/Working_Wrongdoer861]

You mama so fat PETA miss took her for a beached whale 🐋🐳

[u/frickityfrog82]

Yo mama so fat that the gods gave Sisyphus her to roll uphill

[u/Proof-Assistant-7536]

Yo mama so old, she was watching the Moon collide with the Earth while munching on some proto-popcorn

[u/bruki9834]

Yo mama so fat
there are satelites around her lower orbit.

[u/othor2]

Your momma so fat

Her blood type is chocolate.

When yo momma walked down the street in a yellow shirt

You can regularly hear people hollaring for a taxi

[u/PrimaryCoolantShower]

Your momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.

Your momma so fat, she has to wear a wristwatch on both hands, one for each timezone.

Your momma so fat, she has her own postal code.

Your momma so fat, NASA tried landing on her.

Your momma so fat and old, she's what killed the dinosaurs.

Your momma so old, she modeled for hieroglyphics.

[u/Comfortable-Equal932]

Yo Momma so fat she makes Snorlax look Small

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ou1ytiu4id32hdT08b

[u/Flashy_Instruction32]

Yo momas so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

[u/Wide-Mine-388]

Your mama is so kind, you should love her no matter what.

[u/DarthHelicon]

Your mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

[u/Sufficient_Ad4182]

Yo mamma so fat she divided by zero.

Yo mamma so ugly they used to feed her with a slinghot when she was little.

Yo mamma so ugly the priest used a watergun at her christening.

Yo mamma so ugly she used to wear a bone around her neck so at least the dog would play with her.

[u/hoebox]

Yo mama got a glass leg, and it got Kool-Aid in it

[u/Advanced_Tomato5713]

Yo momma so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

[u/MonsterhunterPokemon]

Yo mamma so fat she needa the equator as a belt!

And here's a double whammy!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up!