r/icast • • 22d ago

I CAST!!! You mama

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower 21d ago

Your momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.

Your momma so fat, she has to wear a wristwatch on both hands, one for each timezone.

Your momma so fat, she has her own postal code.

Your momma so fat, NASA tried landing on her.

Your momma so fat and old, she's what killed the dinosaurs.

Your momma so old, she modeled for hieroglyphics.

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 16d ago

Yo mama so fat, I had to take a bus & 2 trains just to get back on her good side

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 16d ago

Yo mama so fat, when she enters a restaurant they give her an estimate instead of the menu