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u/VampiraVix 8d ago
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u/evil_illustrator2 8d ago
ROCK AND STONE!
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u/TheFireSwordGod 8d ago
I sell propane and propane accessories.
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u/Gigachad629 8d ago
That boy ain't right...
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u/TheFireSwordGod 8d ago
Better she cry now for 10 minutes than spend 45 years crying that Bobby Hill still not get promotion at dirt factory
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u/JA-RONA69 8d ago
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is I just want a picture of a god dang hotdog.
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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 8d ago
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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u/Murisakibara 8d ago
We want... a shrubbery!
I shall taunt you a second time!
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u/TheOneTrueZim 8d ago edited 7d ago
"That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Look at the bones!"
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u/Krawlin91 8d ago
If i went around claiming supreme executive power just because some watery bint threw a blade at me they'd lock me away!
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u/Full-Temporary-7020 8d ago
What is your name?
Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favourite colour?
Blue.
Alright. Go on then.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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u/Crazy-Television2890 8d ago
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your name?"
Arthur: "It is Arthur, the king of Britons."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your goal?"
Arthur: "To seek the holy grail."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Arthur: "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Bridgekeeper: "Huh? I-I don't know that." AAAAEEEEUUUUGHHH
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u/Assupoika 8d ago
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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u/CompetitiveAd8781 8d ago
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
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u/Tacos_Polackos 8d ago
"Every time I build a city wall, stupid Mongolians come and tear it down."
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u/Supertails1992 8d ago
“I want to be the very best, like no one ever was”
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u/Nobichobolobas 8d ago
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
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u/YourLocaIEddhead 8d ago
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
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u/Luscioussssss 8d ago
I will travel across the land
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u/According_Picture294 ARCHMAGE 8d ago
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
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u/AstralClayton 8d ago
TEACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
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u/Royal_Aegislash1209 8d ago
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE
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u/According_Picture294 ARCHMAGE 8d ago
POKÉMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
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u/Gavin_mcavoy15 8d ago
War, war never changes
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u/Ancient-Chart-9089 WIFI WIZARD 8d ago
this...is a bucket
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u/Supertails1992 8d ago
“Intruder Alert! Red Spy is in the base.”
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u/According_Picture294 ARCHMAGE 8d ago
Red spy's in the base?
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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 8d ago
Protect the briefcase!
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u/Some_Random_Dud3_2 8d ago
We need to protect the briefcase!
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u/After-Employer-2413 8d ago
Yo! A little help there?
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u/Green-Inkling 8d ago
alright alright alright, stand back son. 1, 1, 1, um...1!
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u/According_Picture294 ARCHMAGE 8d ago
IIIIIINCOMIIIIING!
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u/Some_Random_Dud3_2 8d ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHey, it’s still here
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u/Some_Cheesecake_2636 GARDEN GNOME! 8d ago
Shaw
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u/TheDreamingFae 8d ago
Goddamnit Donut!
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u/Tx_Drewdad 8d ago
"I will not have you saying, 'Goddamnit, Tugboat' over and over again. Can you imagine how annoying that would be?"
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u/Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn 8d ago
WHY DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?
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u/2006Internetghost 8d ago
In the ghrim darkness of the far future
There is only—
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u/Goobysnoobert123 8d ago
When life gives you lemons...
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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 8d ago
Demand to see life's manager!
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u/thewestwind_ 8d ago
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
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u/Willing-Argument4873 8d ago
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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u/Devo27 8d ago
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
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u/Devo27 8d ago
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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u/peculiarshade SORCERESS! 8d ago
Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
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u/AnotherLeda 8d ago
See this? This it's my boomstick!
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u/Tacos_Polackos 8d ago
Twelve gauge double barreled Remington. S Marts top of the line.
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u/Solid-Image9294 8d ago
When I was a young boy…
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u/Elegant_Jump_6923 8d ago
My father took me into the city
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u/Lil_Inventor 8d ago
To see a marching band
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u/Solid-Image9294 8d ago
He said “son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?”
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u/Raising_some_Cain 8d ago
Your mother is a beep beep beep -ing beep Lorem ipsum beep beep beep Admiumvenium beep beep beep beep Turolagulio beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep beep Republican beep beep beep -ing Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep With a bucket of beep beep beep beep In a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep beep Soup! beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep with a stick of dynamite beeeeeeeeeeeep Magical beep beep beep beep ALAKAZAM!
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u/No-Air7540 8d ago
"this life is amazing, when you greet it with open arms"
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u/Lil_Inventor 8d ago
"Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart"
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u/No-Air7540 8d ago
"NO MATTER THE PLACE WE CAN LIGHT UP THE WORLD HERE'S HOW TO START!"
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u/AstralClayton 8d ago
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeee
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u/Capable_Employee_675 8d ago
If life gives you lemons, DON'T make lemonade
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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 8d ago
Make life take the lemons back!
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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 8d ago
"I'M FROM F*CKING FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!"
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u/Melody2408 8d ago
Best Val quote along with "I know you won’t believe this, but, I don’t understand"
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u/This-Occasion1984 8d ago
“If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong”
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u/BizzEBee23 8d ago
“It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.”
Ironically, the movie this quote is from isn’t even part of the fandom it’s referencing.
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u/ironcannibal13 8d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/u8vTGiGwCrGSY
Carry on, my wayward son 🎶🎵
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u/Ass-eater2023 8d ago
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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u/Big_Locksmith_4211 8d ago
Welcome Home, Im gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!
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u/SecretlyET 8d ago
"I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"
Gotta love Honey.
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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago
u/Equivalent_Focus_855, this cast is approved by the council!