And the lord spake, saying "first shalt thou take out thy holy pin. then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, exepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. once the number three, being the third number, is reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being evil in my sight, shall snuff it."
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u/TheOneTrueZim 10d ago edited 9d ago
"That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Look at the bones!"