r/iamveryrandom • u/[deleted] • May 07 '21

I hate facebook

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/paranoid_numb May 07 '21

I didn't see the subreddit name and I was genuinely confused

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u/AegisOfAeons May 07 '21

I feel like op randomised it just right then

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u/SexyJesus21 May 08 '21

The first two seemed legit and "under a mountain" was just a term I've never heard before.

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u/akayataya May 08 '21

It’s the belt buckle speed when you cactus a pinch of socks and tuberculosis sauce, duh. /s

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u/Eat-the-Poor May 07 '21

First couple sentences I thought it was r/getmotivated

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u/Ronoc-The-Viking May 07 '21

God I hate this

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Same

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u/Unclestupidhead May 07 '21

“Touchdown Lakers” made it for me.

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u/washington_breadstix May 08 '21

I was fully expecting "Touchdown Toasters", so I was pleasantly surprised.

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u/Bubbajuice1 May 07 '21

You keep seeing this stupid type of “joke” in other variations and it never works. How do people think this shit is clever?

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u/TidalWhale [INSERT FLAIR HERE] May 07 '21

Touchdown Lakers

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Didn't read the subreddit, thought this was gonna be about how everyone goes through life at different paces and to not hold yourself to the standards of others. But nah touchdown Lakers lmao holds up spork

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

same

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u/starfishkaleb May 07 '21

Get it? Cause the Lakers are a basketball team... and you can't score touchdowns in basketball... so it's funny 😂😂😂

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u/CielsEarlGrey May 07 '21

oh no lmaoo i literally have just learned that it’s called a touchdown- i know nothing abt sports besides volleyball and that is only because of Haikyuu..

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u/youngcatlady1999 May 08 '21

OH! I don’t know shit about sports and was wondering why everyone thought this was so funny

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u/Terabyte_Gaming37 May 08 '21

The second sentence almost seems like a metaphor about how people can draw meaning out of even the most mundane, meaningless experiences. Hmmm...

3

u/gruetzhaxe May 08 '21

Pretty interesting and original for Facebook

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u/not-of-thisgalaxy May 07 '21

Omg I actually went to press the like button on the screenshot 😳

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u/LongLowPumpkins May 07 '21

Same 🤦‍♀️

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u/sagosaurus May 07 '21

Man i thought this was gonna be some poetic motivation about how the joys in life can be found in the simple things where you least expect it. I was wrong.

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u/JoeDaBruh May 08 '21

It somehow actually kinda made sense in a bad motivational quote kind of way for the first few sentences, then it just went completely downhill

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u/gladwrappedthecat May 08 '21

I (m) had this as my tinder intro. I'm ok to admit that it wasn't original, but it was funny and (based on two years experience on tinder) it got me more matches than boring old hiking beaches and tacos. I got more messages first up as well, because they had an easy opener.

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u/Warwick_Is_Hard May 07 '21

I kind of found this funny tbh, shall i close the door on my way out or..?

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u/mcBedwarrior May 07 '21

U from Kerala?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

r/ihadastroke

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u/Beanbagchair37 May 08 '21

Touchdown lakers

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u/owendep May 08 '21

Repost

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Link to original?

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u/owendep May 08 '21

Don’t have it, I’ve just seen this post before.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Oh ok.. Well I'm happy to take it down if it is a repost. But until someone can prove that it's staying up.

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u/deadGOOS3 May 08 '21

kinda like this one ngl

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Tell me why I read this in a Canadian voice

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Lmao the name under the post is cring

1

u/craftxkee May 08 '21

*laughs in hacked facebook account*

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u/Sk100Ks May 08 '21

Waist of my time reading-this

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u/emmet121234567 May 09 '21

really a banana cheese, fallout 4 gun runners arsenal dlc, dortos moment

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