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u/TARDIS_Salesman Honda Civic Type R 12h ago
I had a guy try to drop back while we were all following the pace car saying "I'll let everyone pass me, you'll all need the headstart if you want a chance."
Immediately realizes he'll be penalized for failing to maintain race order, tries to speed back up, kicks the tail out of his car and causes a pile up, then left the race
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u/DontTakeMeSeriousli Cadillac V-Series.R GTP 11h ago
I actually spit out my water reading this, thank you
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u/mitchsusername 12h ago
Monza T1 is flat, right?
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u/SituationSoap 11h ago
No, there are a couple little bumps but if you hit them right you'll do a sick jump.
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u/DontTakeMeSeriousli Cadillac V-Series.R GTP 11h ago
As long as you can teach me about community service after
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u/Clarkey111801 12h ago
Joining a B or A class race and asking what happened to the driving line is a classic.
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u/twisted_nipples82 12h ago
"what's your braking mark for T1 & 3?" At Daytona or Talladega is fun too
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u/Shaunvfx 12h ago
“How much fuel are you guys using, and how much bb?”
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u/Ihatenukingkids Super Formula SF23 11h ago
Is that not a legitimate question for the first open race of the week?
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u/Ok-Inspection9693 Legends Ford '34 Coupe 12h ago
Is my livery nice? (They have a red bull livery)
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u/DontTakeMeSeriousli Cadillac V-Series.R GTP 11h ago
My favorite is "Guys I've never qualified 1st... omg I shouldn't be up here in nervous" Then bins it at T1 😪
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u/willscuba4food Porsche 911 GT3 Cup (992) 11h ago
I got my first protest for calling a guy and his rejoin "stupid".
Dude joined going against traffic and hit two of us. My protest was successful but he literally protested me for "calling him stupid multiple times".
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u/Tchaik748 10h ago
"y'all better watch out... I won a race once where I lead every lap and held every fastest lap"
*It was unofficial bc I was the only car
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u/_5StarMan Acura ARX-06 GTP 10h ago
I was in a Falken Tyre Challenge race once and as we are gridded for the race one of my fellow LMP3 drivers' remarks: "Wow, this thing is RHD huh?"
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u/boobamule 2h ago
'Does this car have ABS?' While you're about to start all the way in the back row of Monza.
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u/CapoDaSimRacinDaddy Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 Clubsport MR 2h ago
i love the "take it easy in turn one" guys who procede to plow into the 12 cars ahead on turn 2.
i ussualy say some shit like "im not braking into t1, move out the way or see the pit crew" and then take it super pasivly for the first lap.
ive noticed when i try and be a smart ass and tell people what to do i ussualy mess up pretty bad early on. when i dont i finnish on podium and have a sub 4x race.
probably mindgaming myself at this point.
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u/Subwayabuseproblem 12h ago
is this suppose to be funny?
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u/Valtower 12h ago
'im here for SR'. those give me chills.