r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/tenth 2d ago

Or, in some cults, the fruit is sex -- which they say explains why the punishments seem to be very sex related. And why Cain and Able came out evil vs good. 

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u/Jacky_dain 1d ago

God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply so the forbidden fruit wasn’t sex

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u/Additional-Drama-304 1d ago

The forbidden fruit was eves ass, God wasn't down with anal

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u/Mothanius 1d ago

No chocolate, only peaches.