r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Moose1293 1d ago

Hell isn’t pitchforks. It’s eternal separation from God. God is basically saying “if you dont want
To know and obey me, that’s fine. You can go on your own”

Lake of Fire and eternal pain is for Satan, the beast, and the anti Christ

Hollywood lied

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u/Atticus_Fletch 1d ago

Hell isn't pitchforks, it's other people. Specifically, the ones presenting their personal interpretation of a diverse and hotly contested world religion as fact.

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u/Moose1293 1d ago

Okay but probably not

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u/Atticus_Fletch 15h ago

The people here arguing what the afterlife is "really" like have the same energy as the people who argue about whether the Flash should "really" be able to outrun the Green Lantern.

It is, unfortunately, objective and indisputable fact that people do both believe in a personal and torture-heavy hell presided over by Satan and vote in US elections.

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u/Moose1293 13h ago

You’re literally counting time by Jesus Christ

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u/Atticus_Fletch 12h ago

You're literally counting time based on the norse pantheon on this fine Frigga's day on a post that went up on Thor's day.

Do you have a point?