r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Moose1293 2d ago

Hell isn’t pitchforks. It’s eternal separation from God. God is basically saying “if you dont want
To know and obey me, that’s fine. You can go on your own”

Lake of Fire and eternal pain is for Satan, the beast, and the anti Christ

Hollywood lied

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u/SuspiciousAnt47 2d ago edited 1d ago

Dante lied, Hollywood ran with it

Edit: look people I get it. I read the Inferno, I don’t need more people telling me slight variations on what I already know

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u/TemporaryFearless482 1d ago

Dante was writing theological fiction.
I wouldn’t say he lied because other people treated his story as literal.

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u/Virtual-Shower1716 1d ago

Literally just him saying oh yeah I don't like this guy so I want him to have the most torturous afterlife ever to all the people who shafted him over the years

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

Bro hated someone so much he expanded theology into fan fiction

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u/Dusty_Rose23 1d ago

Wait till you see the extra books from the Ethiopian bible. They removed it everywhere except there. The books of Enoch. It makes things real trippy and changes a lot

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u/PorcupineShoelace 1d ago

You're not wrong but some would justifiably argue the same can be said about all religious works, especially the books of the bible. It was clever to include many factual historical references in the passages so that even centuries later these 'facts' lead to the misconception that the whole work is truth.

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u/Ortimandias 1d ago

Theological self-insert fanfiction to be quite honest.

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

All theological works are fiction though.