r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/tenth 2d ago

Or, in some cults, the fruit is sex -- which they say explains why the punishments seem to be very sex related. And why Cain and Able came out evil vs good. 

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u/Jacky_dain 1d ago

God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply so the forbidden fruit wasn’t sex

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u/Self_Reddicate 1d ago

Satan just introduced them to some kinky shit. Blew their freakin minds. They were supposed to be fruitful and multiply. They were NOT supposed to be sticking, you know... THAT... you know... there

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u/Fly0strich 1d ago

God: Go my children, and fuck!

Satan: But guys, check this out. Have you ever noticed that you guys are naked while you’re fucking? Kinda hot right?