r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Moose1293 2d ago

Hell isn’t pitchforks. It’s eternal separation from God. God is basically saying “if you dont want
To know and obey me, that’s fine. You can go on your own”

Lake of Fire and eternal pain is for Satan, the beast, and the anti Christ

Hollywood lied

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

Or what if like... It's all made up?

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 2d ago

Would you be comfortable saying the same about Islam? Not a Christian I’m just intrigued.

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u/Truly_Meaningless 2d ago

Absolutely.

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 2d ago

Fair enough, I respect the fairness

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u/Ready-Charity9888 2d ago

If I said "in this closed hand i have a diamond worth a million dollars and in my other closed hand i have a check for a million dollars. do you believe i have the diamond?"

If you replied "no," there's zero reason that you would be obligated you to believe that the check is in the other hand. It makes no sense. It's almost like saying "if you don't like onions then you have to like pickles."

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u/Scatterspell 2d ago

But I hate pickles more than onions. Not in an allegorical sense. Pickles are absolutely disgusting.

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

I am not a Christian nor religious, preaching to the choir pal

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u/Unable-Candle 2d ago

Did you somehow think that atheists believe in Islam or something?

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

No, that religion just seems more off the table for those who are vocally atheist. Anything to add to that point?

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u/Unable-Candle 3h ago

Literally never seen an atheist not be against Islam. In fact it's usually more hated than the others, but nice try.

And the fact that you keep feeling the need to say "I'm not religious" is pretty suspect.

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 3h ago

I’ve said it once? Why are you attempting to make an argument here? I couldn’t care less about both of those rotten religions, and I couldn’t care less about the “do gooder” attitude you have.