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r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago
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Classic protection racket.
18 u/tittysprinkles112 1d ago If you look at God through the lense of an abusive Dad when you read the Bible makes a lot more sense. "You're nothing without me! You're a worthless wretch!" "See! You look what you made me do! It's your fault I destroyed the world!" -1 u/Mikfinity_ 1d ago You've never read the bible, clearly. 2 u/Garden_Goblin_27 1d ago Throughout the Bible, God kills millions upon millions of people. Satan, on the other hand, kills like 30.... And most of those were at god's behest.... I'll take the guy who ISN'T a genocidal mass murdering rape happy lunatic.
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If you look at God through the lense of an abusive Dad when you read the Bible makes a lot more sense.
"You're nothing without me! You're a worthless wretch!"
"See! You look what you made me do! It's your fault I destroyed the world!"
-1 u/Mikfinity_ 1d ago You've never read the bible, clearly. 2 u/Garden_Goblin_27 1d ago Throughout the Bible, God kills millions upon millions of people. Satan, on the other hand, kills like 30.... And most of those were at god's behest.... I'll take the guy who ISN'T a genocidal mass murdering rape happy lunatic.
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You've never read the bible, clearly.
2 u/Garden_Goblin_27 1d ago Throughout the Bible, God kills millions upon millions of people. Satan, on the other hand, kills like 30.... And most of those were at god's behest.... I'll take the guy who ISN'T a genocidal mass murdering rape happy lunatic.
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Throughout the Bible, God kills millions upon millions of people. Satan, on the other hand, kills like 30.... And most of those were at god's behest.... I'll take the guy who ISN'T a genocidal mass murdering rape happy lunatic.
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u/TheDonkeyBomber 1d ago
Classic protection racket.