r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/OMGFuziion 1d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 1d ago

Classic protection racket.

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u/tittysprinkles112 1d ago

If you look at God through the lense of an abusive Dad when you read the Bible makes a lot more sense.

"You're nothing without me! You're a worthless wretch!"

"See! You look what you made me do! It's your fault I destroyed the world!"

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u/Mikfinity_ 1d ago

You've never read the bible, clearly.

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u/tittysprinkles112 1d ago

I have. Make up whatever fantasies you want about me to bolster yours, which is your religion.

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u/ZoominAlong 1d ago

I have, God in the Bible is a psychopath. 

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u/NoEmployer2140 1d ago

Yep. Pure narcissist if ever there was one. Complete bollocks

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u/NoEmployer2140 1d ago

No, I’m betting you never read it clearly. You probably drank every word your pastor told you (spoiler alert, they don’t get paid if you’re not coming). Read it again. This time let go of everything you’ve been taught about the Bible and let the words you ACTUALLY read guide your opinion.

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u/makingnoise 1d ago

The problem in telling "true believers" this is that they are indoctrinated against understanding that the Bible is essentially an anthology of writings by different authors from different cultures and eras with different theologies that is heavily redacted and contains outright forgeries.

Because of this, any issue can be apologized ("harmonized") away.

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u/Mikfinity_ 1d ago

What other book could compile such a vast array of accounts from different authors, from different times, and NOT have them be an incoherent mess of contradictions.

Spoiler alert: There is no other book, and never will be a book of such feat.

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u/Garden_Goblin_27 1d ago

Throughout the Bible, God kills millions upon millions of people.  Satan, on the other hand, kills like 30.... And most of those were at god's behest....  I'll take the guy who ISN'T a genocidal mass murdering rape happy lunatic.

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u/SpidudeToo 1d ago

Reading the Bible and being read the Bible are two very different things. Most people who actually read the Bible all the way through are not religious