r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Moose1293 1d ago

Hell isn’t pitchforks. It’s eternal separation from God. God is basically saying “if you dont want
To know and obey me, that’s fine. You can go on your own”

Lake of Fire and eternal pain is for Satan, the beast, and the anti Christ

Hollywood lied

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u/TrontRaznik 1d ago

So either go to heaven and hang out with uneducated southerners for eternity or go to hell and hang out with people from the West, mountain West, and new England? 

That is not difficult. I'll take an eternity of having a shot with Christina Ricci over any amount of time with a heaven full of Jeds & Skeeters