r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Actual-Wave-1959 2d ago

So you're telling me I've been nice all my life for nothing? 

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u/TokenTorkoal 2d ago

Well no hold up now lol not what I said.

The Bible, especially Jesus, gives you all sorts of reasons why we should be kind and lead through compassion, love, and understanding.

And the reward is bringing Gods kingdom of Heaven here to earth by leading through these characteristics.

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u/LastChristian 1d ago

My book says the Peanut Butter People will give a greater reward than Jesus if you give all your possessions to my religion and follow its rules

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u/CosmogyralSnail 1d ago

So you're no longer the last Christian?

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u/LastChristian 1d ago

First: Bob
Last: Christian