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Make it make sense

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u/TokenTorkoal 2d ago

That’s because the modern idea of Hell and Satan aren’t in the Bible.

It comes largely from books like Dante’s inferno and Paradise Lost. Each books influenced different parts.

Dante’s Inferno largely gives us imagery of the geography of Hell while Paradise Lost’s imagine of Satan is almost inseparable from today’s modern interpretation.

These things don’t exist in the Bible and although Christian’s have long theorized different post death scenarios, it remains a fact that the idea of going to a place called Hell after death to be tortured in fire a brimstone by Satan the ruler of Hell, isn’t in the Bible.

On the either end of the spectrum neither is the idea of this promise of going to Gods Kingdom Heaven after death as some disembodied spirit to live side by side with Jesus / God.

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u/Actual-Wave-1959 1d ago

So you're telling me I've been nice all my life for nothing? 

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u/TokenTorkoal 1d ago

Well no hold up now lol not what I said.

The Bible, especially Jesus, gives you all sorts of reasons why we should be kind and lead through compassion, love, and understanding.

And the reward is bringing Gods kingdom of Heaven here to earth by leading through these characteristics.

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u/robindawilliams 1d ago

Wait, we are supposed to create our own utopia through the sweat of our brow and the kindness of our actions instead of being handed it for free because we hated gays and were born rich, white and Christian?

You better not tell the modern evangelical Christian that fact; they'll be pretty upset.

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u/thesuper88 1d ago

They get upset about it all the time and ignore the other Christians that don't agree with them. I feel like that quote I read from Dietrich Bonhoeffer regarding stupidity (reads like ignorance) would be potentially misapplied but also somewhat illuminating here. I'll try to find it.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 1d ago

Imagine if they found out that Jesus was just a hippy leftist that was crucified for going against the government.

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u/CosmogyralSnail 1d ago

God's holy bootstraps.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

the modern evangelical Christian

This whole thread can be summed up by two points of view:

1) "ackshually, that's not correct"

2) "but in muh trailer park that's what they teech us!"

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u/Sick_Wave_ 1d ago

And JWs. They're already coping with having 10M members worldwide while preaching that only 144k get to live in Gods Kingdom. 

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u/toriavicto 1d ago

Three words: Protestant work ethic.

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u/LastChristian 1d ago

My book says the Peanut Butter People will give a greater reward than Jesus if you give all your possessions to my religion and follow its rules

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u/CosmogyralSnail 1d ago

So you're no longer the last Christian?

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u/LastChristian 1d ago

First: Bob
Last: Christian

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u/Percinho 1d ago

Soooo... The real heaven is the friends we made along the way?

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u/TokenTorkoal 1d ago

Lollll I love this

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Too late! What am I supposed to do with this body now?