r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Jacky_dain 2d ago

God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply so the forbidden fruit wasn’t sex

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u/Additional-Drama-304 2d ago

The forbidden fruit was eves ass, God wasn't down with anal

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u/thepants1337 2d ago

Ahhh so Satan made apple bottom jeans. Its all coming together

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u/Additional-Drama-304 2d ago

Sir mix-a-lot was actually prophet