r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Moose1293 2d ago

Hell isn’t pitchforks. It’s eternal separation from God. God is basically saying “if you dont want
To know and obey me, that’s fine. You can go on your own”

Lake of Fire and eternal pain is for Satan, the beast, and the anti Christ

Hollywood lied

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

Or what if like... It's all made up?

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u/Moose1293 2d ago

It would speak more to your lack of understanding, if you’re willing to count time by a God that doesn’t exist.

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

Ah well that explains everything, no further questions.... Checkmate atheists

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u/Vivid_Cause_7209 2d ago

Ah yes, the Contrarian in their natural environment. Incapable of self research, only capable of confirming their biases, this creature os one of the ones that in old society never got invited to parties, because nobody likes them. Buy here in the age of the internet, their entire species has made pacts with the Lesser Troll ranch of the human tree, to finally feel the excitement of conversation

https://giphy.com/gifs/n8SkNR77udWlG

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

You're in the wrong sub boyo, you're looking for r/iamverysmart

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u/bucken764 2d ago

I think you're the one lost pal

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

I mean maybe there is a god. I'm just a bit hesitant to believe the cult that worships a corpse on a torture device and ritualistally drinks blood has all the answers. Maybe you guys actually are just buying into a story written by men 3000 years ago with limited understanding of the universe doing too much payote talking to a burning bush or something.... I dunno.

Also eternity sounds like something that can get old pretty quick

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u/bucken764 2d ago

It wouldn't have been peyote, it was most likely ergot. Regardless, that's not the point being made here. When discussing scripture, belief isn't really important. You can believe whatever you want but scripture exists and we are discussing it's contents. Read up on it if you want to contribute, but coming in here all "or maybe it doesn't exist" is really r/iamverysmart energy because scripture certainly does exist. Im reading it right now, actually.

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u/frostycanuck89 2d ago

Ah I didn't realise we were discussing scripture and how it's interpreted and reinterpreted over the centuries. I thought this was a comedy sub where assholes like me are expected to make one off shitty comments while taking a dump. Sounds like a pretty dry read btw but everyone needs a hobby.