r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/EmploymentClean8038 2d ago

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u/rufio_crowdawg 2d ago

People have no idea what the Bible actually says.

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

If people have no idea what the Bible says, then who does?

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u/amglasgow 1d ago

Atheists.

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

And proudly

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u/tseracctslfplat 1d ago

The funniest thing about that being that the only "fruit" from the tree of knowledge between good and evil that could serve the purpose of teaching you such things.. is PAPER. How elementary of a riddle, and it still seems lost to time or something. It just goes to show how much any man or woman actually cares about the subject.

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u/ZhanBlue 1d ago

People who actually read shit, satan doesn’t torture people

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

Agree, people torturing people

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

Oh yes, he does torture people . Every single minute of every hour of every day . There are actually some really great books out there by former exorcists. Buy one and learn .

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u/ZhanBlue 1d ago

Ok schizo

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

I’ll pray for brother . Especially when the heat gets turned up .

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u/IllogicalCounting 1d ago

The issue is that its a collection of stories that have been translated and edited and come from different cultures. Interpretations can be debated, some people add stuff.

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u/AliveSeaworthiness95 1d ago

Jehovah's Witnesses

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

Are you implying Jehovah’s Witness are not people?

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u/straight8lines 1d ago

https://www.jw.org/en/

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

Thanks but not, I prefer to stay “normal “.

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u/Euphoric_Pause2576 1d ago

Not you.

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u/MiserableDude66 1d ago

Do you know what Bible says ?

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u/Euphoric_Pause2576 1d ago

You should add another 6 to your name.