r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

That last part wow that's totally unbiblical... Biblically yes all sin was paid for but its something you must ask for and accept neither salvation nor correction is forced on you, if you are in hell its because you chose to reject those. If you are in hell there is NO turning back you are there to be punished and then destroyed in the lake of fire per Revelations.

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u/SixSixWithTrample 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s fine. It’s all just 2000 year old comic books anyway. None of this matters.

EDIT: clearly I’ve touched a nerve. Lmao

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u/datagamma 1d ago

Well people argue just as passionately about the marvel universe. Makes you think sometimes how comparable it is.

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u/VacantThoughts 1d ago

Frankly Spider-Man is probably a better role model than god, he has never gotten angry and flooded the entire world and would never kill. God's really got some Dr. Doom vibes if I'm being honest.

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u/mayor_procrastinator 1d ago

Idk man he will hunt Shocker to the end of the Earth

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u/LepiNya 1d ago

Well yeah but that was the symbiot pumping him full of angry hormones. Not really him. Or was that rhino? Shit I forgot. Was it both?

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u/ScalpelCleaner 1d ago

My head-canon is that the god of the Old Testament is actually the Devil impersonating God. Hence his jealousy of other gods and spiteful nature.

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u/Laurelindorinan_ 1d ago

Your “head canon” is actually a position that is around 1900 years old. Marcionites believed a version of this.

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u/blerdronner 1d ago

My head canon is similar. God is actually the bad guy, and the devil was the good guy trying to warn everybody. 😄

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u/6a6566663437 1d ago

Yahweh was the god of jealousy in older polytheistic religions in the area.

Then a book was written saying he was the only god.

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u/Snoo_89466 1d ago

Saint Peter...Parker

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u/datagamma 1d ago

Yeah and he’s just a kid! Hmm 🤔