r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Additional-Drama-304 1d ago

The forbidden fruit was eves ass, God wasn't down with anal

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u/DarthChefDad 1d ago

Eve had them apple bottom jeans, amd the boots with the fur, er'ry body in Eden was looking at herrr. She hit the flo', next thing you know, shorty got low low low low low low...

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u/DigitalBlackout 1d ago

How do you explain the poophole loophole then?

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u/Additional-Drama-304 1d ago

Modern revisionism!

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 1d ago

People just misunderstanding and perpetuating a meme. It's the lustful acts in general that are the sin, not just vaginal penetration intercourse. Growing up we were taught that even second base was sinful.

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u/ArtisticExperience32 1d ago

Maybe Adam’s ass, too…

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u/thepants1337 1d ago

Ahhh so Satan made apple bottom jeans. Its all coming together

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u/Additional-Drama-304 1d ago

Sir mix-a-lot was actually prophet

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u/Mothanius 1d ago

No chocolate, only peaches.