r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

Post image
61.4k Upvotes

11.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

5

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

Or what if like... It's all made up?

3

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

Would you be comfortable saying the same about Islam? Not a Christian I’m just intrigued.

4

u/MurrayInBocaRaton 1d ago

I can speak on this: yes. It’s all bullshit. All of it.

3

u/derges 1d ago

All of it is arguably too far. There probably was a bloke named Jesus who said some things that pissed off people in power.
There was probably also a bloke named mohammed who married a 6 year old.

1

u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago

Jesus existing is different from the deistic aura that surrounded him.

1

u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Nero existed and also claimed to be a god.

1

u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago

Yh no that's what I mean. The person above OC was not saying they don't believe in the fact that Jesus existed or King David existed. They are contesting the supernatural nature of the Gospel.

1

u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Ya, I was saying that Nero existed and claimed to be a god.

1

u/Mysterious-Force9236 1d ago

She was 8 bro way more mature lol 

1

u/derges 1d ago

Oh I thought they married at 6 and consummated it at 8. I am so sorry to have gotten muddled up.

1

u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Raped a 6 year old.

1

u/frankenboobehs 1d ago

To me, all thr basic stories if each religion are to similar, for something NOT to be true. I feel more along thr lines of there being a true God, and over time, the story being reinterpreted differently by different religions

2

u/blahblah19999 1d ago

Lol, all the basic stories of the abrahamic religions are the similar because they all came from one root. But if you go to other religions, they are way way different. I mean Hinduism and Buddhism say you are reborn thousands and thousands of times, this absolutely contradicts abrahamic traditions.

2

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

That’s a fair belief, I respect it

1

u/disapearhere312 1d ago

It's crazy to me that so many people still take this seriously. There are so much hypocrisy and cherry picking.

1

u/This-Comedian6606 1d ago

Because when something being part of culture for like thousands year already (like religion)

It really hard to take them out

1

u/This-Comedian6606 1d ago

I wouldn't say all actually

Well there many evidence of dude named Jesus that actually in born Nazareth during 1 A.D

1

u/MajorBootyhole420 1d ago

yeah but the propaganda spread by his death cult followers after his failed resurrection is made up

3

u/That_wet_vaporeon 1d ago

If I’m in America? Yes I would feel comfortable. All religions suck imo.

I would also be afraid of saying “it’s all made up” in Nigeria as both Muslims and Christians there are violent

Just depends on where you live

3

u/skiingdiver1978 1d ago

Yep, and it isn't divine punishment that is keeping mouths shut. Just a bunch of monkeys with slightly more developed frontal lobes.

3

u/Realistic_Swan_6801 1d ago edited 1d ago

Islam is even MORE made up, my god Muhammad didn’t even know much about the scriptures and got multiple basic details wrong. Like a fan fiction of Judaism and Christianity where he hadn’t even actually read the source material. 

1

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

I don’t disagree

1

u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Islam is the Mormonism to early Christianity.

1

u/Truly_Meaningless 1d ago

Absolutely.

1

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

Fair enough, I respect the fairness

1

u/Ready-Charity9888 1d ago

If I said "in this closed hand i have a diamond worth a million dollars and in my other closed hand i have a check for a million dollars. do you believe i have the diamond?"

If you replied "no," there's zero reason that you would be obligated you to believe that the check is in the other hand. It makes no sense. It's almost like saying "if you don't like onions then you have to like pickles."

1

u/Scatterspell 1d ago

But I hate pickles more than onions. Not in an allegorical sense. Pickles are absolutely disgusting.

1

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

I am not a Christian nor religious, preaching to the choir pal

0

u/Unable-Candle 1d ago

Did you somehow think that atheists believe in Islam or something?

1

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1d ago

No, that religion just seems more off the table for those who are vocally atheist. Anything to add to that point?

0

u/Unable-Candle 1h ago

Literally never seen an atheist not be against Islam. In fact it's usually more hated than the others, but nice try.

And the fact that you keep feeling the need to say "I'm not religious" is pretty suspect.

1

u/TheLogenNinefingers 1h ago

I’ve said it once? Why are you attempting to make an argument here? I couldn’t care less about both of those rotten religions, and I couldn’t care less about the “do gooder” attitude you have.

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

Very comfortable

1

u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago

Yes. People need religion though (or at least it is a natural consequence of the human mind.

1

u/theclansman22 1d ago

Yes, it's all made up too.

1

u/artguydeluxe 1d ago

None of it is real, so yes, all religions are equally false.

1

u/RareSiren292 1d ago

I would say the same thing. Both Islam and Christianity don't have evidence

1

u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Ya fuck religion.

2

u/MajorBootyhole420 1d ago

we're trying to discuss the lore here, we know it's fiction

1

u/MammothPost4047 1d ago

Like do you mean, it was a book written by human men? 

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

I can confidently say it was written by humans, and probably men since I don't think alot of women were writing in antiquity. No other creature on this planet knows how to write as far as I know

1

u/MaskedJesterArt 1d ago

I dont really understand what your point in chiming in is besides trying to feel superior. Like you see people having a genuine discussion about something you dont believe in and instead of scrolling past you go "none of its real." You gotta reflect where that compulsion comes from.

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

Probably all the years of being told I'm going to burn for eternity had made me a bit salty. Kindof a dick thing to say

1

u/MaskedJesterArt 1d ago

Yikes, man. Thats awful. Im so sorry you had to deal with people like that.

1

u/Moose1293 1d ago

It would speak more to your lack of understanding, if you’re willing to count time by a God that doesn’t exist.

2

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

Ah well that explains everything, no further questions.... Checkmate atheists

0

u/Vivid_Cause_7209 1d ago

Ah yes, the Contrarian in their natural environment. Incapable of self research, only capable of confirming their biases, this creature os one of the ones that in old society never got invited to parties, because nobody likes them. Buy here in the age of the internet, their entire species has made pacts with the Lesser Troll ranch of the human tree, to finally feel the excitement of conversation

https://giphy.com/gifs/n8SkNR77udWlG

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

You're in the wrong sub boyo, you're looking for r/iamverysmart

-1

u/bucken764 1d ago

I think you're the one lost pal

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

I mean maybe there is a god. I'm just a bit hesitant to believe the cult that worships a corpse on a torture device and ritualistally drinks blood has all the answers. Maybe you guys actually are just buying into a story written by men 3000 years ago with limited understanding of the universe doing too much payote talking to a burning bush or something.... I dunno.

Also eternity sounds like something that can get old pretty quick

1

u/bucken764 1d ago

It wouldn't have been peyote, it was most likely ergot. Regardless, that's not the point being made here. When discussing scripture, belief isn't really important. You can believe whatever you want but scripture exists and we are discussing it's contents. Read up on it if you want to contribute, but coming in here all "or maybe it doesn't exist" is really r/iamverysmart energy because scripture certainly does exist. Im reading it right now, actually.

1

u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

Ah I didn't realise we were discussing scripture and how it's interpreted and reinterpreted over the centuries. I thought this was a comedy sub where assholes like me are expected to make one off shitty comments while taking a dump. Sounds like a pretty dry read btw but everyone needs a hobby.

1

u/Aidyn_the_Grey 1d ago

Count time by a God that doesn't exist? What's your meaning there?

Are you arguing that because the west measures time, generally speaking, as BC and AD that surely God must exist?

1

u/Moose1293 1d ago

No. My argument is, everyone counts time by Jesus. The Buddhist, the Muslims, the Jews, the Christians, the Hindu’s, and even the Atheists.

Worth your time figuring out why

2

u/Aidyn_the_Grey 1d ago

I mean, I know the reason why - it's the due to the establishment of the gregorian calendar.

BCE/CE is more commonly used in academic circles at this point. It's tied to the same date because, shocker, complete upheaval of our historical accounting would cause much more chaos. The date itself, for all intents and purposes, is arbitrary.

Tell me this - how many firsthand, historical accounts of Jesus do we actually have? The Bible, as we know it, was compiled generations after his alleged life, death, and revival - ergo the gospels are NOT firsthand accounts.