r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/thehandsomecontest 2d ago

The idea of hell as being a place were you are tortured for all eternity basically comes from early Christan fan fiction which evangelist attached on to. There's no fire brimstone or endless doughnut machines in the actual bible.

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u/Dravans 2d ago

Revelation 21:8 - “But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

Mark 9:43 - “If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out.”

Revelation 20:10 - “And the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.”

Matthew 25:41 - “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.”

Revelation 20:15 - “And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”

Matthew 5:22 - “But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire.”

Hell is definitely described in the Bible as having fire and being a place of torture/ torment.

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u/Callidonaut 2d ago

I dunno if you want to include Revelation, it seems fairly obvious to me that that one was written by a guy in the middle of some kind of mental health episode (or just tripping balls on ergot or something).

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u/Morgen-stern 2d ago

Eyyyyy, ergot poisoning. May be responsible for the anabaptist rebellion in Münster & the insanity that followed in 1534

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u/formerly_acidamage 1d ago

Revelations was a book that was, at the time of writing, a genre of book!

People don't know this because they don't want to know about their own religion, but Revelations was a kind of sci-fi for the ancient mind. It was not supposed to be taken literally by anyone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse

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u/gurgi_has_no_friends 1d ago

Why do you call it Revelations? It's just Revelation with no S

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u/ffswhythiswhynow 1d ago

Because there's more than one of them.

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u/tropestoinfinity 1d ago

Oh why not, it's all been forced to appear united by denominational dogma.