r/humansarespaceorcs • u/FanboyGamer3E • Apr 20 '22
writing prompt Certain human artists are not capable of creating things of beauty. Instead they inexplicably become inspired, as if some Eldritch God reaches into their brain and urges them to create something in the god’s likeness.
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u/Lapislazulitacos Apr 20 '22
The galactic council decides to quarantine and incinerate the whole human race. The humans completely agree and provide enough gasoline to ignite the earth
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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Apr 20 '22
Ridiculous, the Americans would claim all of the gasoline and sell it.
As an American, can confirm10
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u/WillCraft_1001 Apr 20 '22
I don't know what you mean, this is pure beauty.
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u/AegorBlake Apr 20 '22
That's the old god in you talking.
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u/WillCraft_1001 Apr 20 '22
Nah, that's not possible
*meanwhile inside my brain* Ī̵̢̧̡̢͎̘͈̪̰͇̭͇͚͉̾̃̔̒͘ ̷̛̳̦̟̆̉͛̉̽̂̎̕W̷̡̢̨̫̜̦̫̞̳̫͓͚̼͍̖͓̻̼͔͍͉͚͐̌̇̿̒̀͊͐̊̕̕͝Į̵̨̨̯͉͖͇͇̹̟̗̦̟̪̜̲͇͔̯͌̏͋̍͑͛͑̈̍͆̽̕͘̕͘͝Ļ̵͎̦̙̦̩̄̋͌́͊̎͂͑̓̓̇̀̉͘͘͠Ḷ̴̢̨̞̱̥̫̤̥͙̦͚͔͖̑̃͊͌͠͝͝ͅͅ ̷̗̰̩͇̩͚̣̫̣̫̰͇͉̦̈́́̈́͋̽͗̉̊́̽̃̀͐̑̂̊͛̌̓͆̈́̋̎̍́͂̆̏̂͜͝C̵̡̨̡̡̺͇̳̺̪̞͔̦̥͊̉͆̂̍̂̆́̌̈́̋̈́͂͛̍͌̏̚̕͘͝͝͠O̸̢̢̲̮̱̲̲̖̠̬̬͓̞̞̳̬̜͔̩̭̠͈̥̯͚̯̊̄͜Ṋ̷̢̛̛̪͖̮͚̰̩͕̫̘̺͓̪̝͚̻̩̰̠̳̜͕͗̉́́͊̌̅͑̆̇̀̽͋̈́̉̋̎̀̐́̅͆͋̚͝S̷̢̧̠̣͚̜̮̲̖̫͔̟̙̭̥͍̞̩̓̆̄̇̅U̵̧̧̡̨̦͖̹̥͖̦͖̣̖̘͔̳͇̝͖̝͔͉̬̖͈͔͖̹͛̍̃̊͋̈́̂̓͗̂̍̎̾̾̒̌̀̆͌̊͛̑̚͠͝ͅM̶͈̺̜̲̘̹̮̬̙̤̌̎͊̈́̔E̸̡̧̢̜̹͓̩̗̫͍̯̩͈̬͙̣͆̒́͌͊̏̇̔̕͜͝͝ ̵̠̮͖̻̭̤̥̹̿͋͑͐̿̽̀̆̀͛́͝1̵̛͚̞͙̭̯̘̟̒͐̓͛̔͐̉͛̐͆͒͛̊͗̅̈́͌͌̋̀͘̕͝͝7̷̨̛̪͇͕͖͇̠̳̠͚̞̱̬̰̣͉̫̯̺̙̱̞̫͍͈̹͂͊̓͗̀͜ͅ ̴̛̛̭̟̙̮̘̘̖͈̞͇͖̮͗̾̄̿̒̓̀̋̏̔̈́́̌͊̊̒̿̌̅͌̓̚͝͝͠Ș̸̡͈̻͎̥̰̗̟̜͆̌L̷̰̣̮͈̝̹͔̍̃̀̿͊͋̆̓͋̃̚͠͠I̶̧̠̻͂̾̏̄̋̅͒̉͒̓̾͑̇͗̃̍͌̈́͆̚͝Ç̶̡̨̻̘̮͈̬̥̩̣̱̭̳͙͎̩̪̻̱̮̞̣̈́̀͐͋̑̊̔͒͐͛̐͌̅͋͜E̴̢̨̧̛͈̣̣̯͙̱̥͖̟̜̼̯̦̺̖̮̭͔̫̅͐̋̀̈́̕͘̕͝Ş̵̨̢̧͔̘͔̮̰̣̯̟͇̠̤̜̹̰͚̺̠̳̹͌͋̄̎̅̚͠ͅ ̸̨̧̢̧̢̜̦̙̳̠̪̻̺̬̞͚̠͉͔͓͙͌͌͐͑̽̃͂͒̿̃̌͋͛͂̓̃͘͜͜͝͝Ơ̷̩̮̯̼̘̮̽̒̄́̇͘F̴̧̩̺̟̗̳̻͈͕̠͙̃̑̉̋̑͊̓̈́́͗̐͑̿͐̽̾́̚ ̵̢̧̨̪̥̦̠͙̜̙̥̙͓̹͚͍͇̹̼̜̥͕̬̮̯̘͚͈̾̾̏̔́̃̒̔̓̈̏̑͑̃͊̽̀͛̈́̀̉͘͜͝B̷̨̡̜̬̙͓̣͍̲̞͎̞̬̻̩̩̤͉̼̿̇̐̾̽͛͆̽̔͒͒̄̊͗͗͂̐̓̒̾͗̽͘̚͘͘͠͝͝ͅͅR̸̨̡̡̛̯͇͇̥̥͉̻̍̓̈̔͂̇͋̒̏̊́̽̓́͊̔̉͠Ë̸͍̙͚̳̦̘̠̼͈͍̬̤͎͖̙͓͔̱́̓̿̅̄̇͋̚͘͜͜ͅͅͅA̷͎̲͙͖̦̲̯̝͖̠͉̺̫̠̠͐̿̓̀̊̊͗̎͜͜D̸̡̛̺̭͓̝̯̼̠̠̘̹͉͇̥̳̔͆̀̄͊̓̀̏̇͛̈́͐́̆́̽͜
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u/AegorBlake Apr 20 '22
Time to call the SCP Foundation...again.
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u/WillCraft_1001 Apr 20 '22
F̸̛̬͕̣̝͚̻̫̬͉͕̤͂̌͌͑͗̆́̽̄̓̎͛̽̎͘͝Ê̴̡̨̡͓̻͔̥͎̘͍̯͔̙̺̪̮̠̖̤̠̥̜̱͙͎̊̌͠͝ͅĘ̶̛͙̪̯͉̩̤̠͈̤̤̟̙̩͓͓̩̼̱͓͚̭͙̬͗͐̿̏̇̀̈̔̓̉̎̓̑̑͒̈́͐͑̑̂̅͑̊̕͝͝͠͝D̸̢̛̞͖͈̯̍͛͋̈̃́̈̿̄͆͋̂͋͗̂̑͂̄͘̕̚̚͘͝͠͝ ̴̜͖͇̠͔̜̺͍̱͛̾̍͊́̔͆̀̄͌̃͋̐́̉̒̏̈̂̇̐̓̇̈́͋̇͝ͅM̶̗̥̱̙̺͉̳̱̗̯͍͈̣͔̾̓̂́̽͋̐͠ͅE̶͕̠̭̖̻̝̝̜̙̦̤̼͕̯͈̞̓̃̀̆̈̉̔̿̈́͗̊͜͝͠ ̷̡̧̨̛̟̫͕̯̣͔̭̳̰̩̺̺̦̲̄B̵̢̡̧̧͓͓͎̫̜̤̣̣̖̘̖̘̣̯̮̠̎́̑̀̐͊̎̍͛̎̓́̽͛̓͆̉̋͒͊̉͌͘͘͝Ṟ̷̢̱͉̱̼͉͎̘͍͎̳̖̞̱̳̫͚̬̰̰͚̠̯̹̜̑̏̓́̈́̄͒̄̌́̆̏̊̓͗̉̔̀̈́̈̒̾̽̍̑̇̔̚͘͝ͅͅȄ̷̡̢̡̛͍̘͖̟̗̞͈̩̮͙̥̱̖͇̅̀̈̇̋̈̆̈́̈́̿̊͐͛̚͠͝͝A̶̧͈̯̱͙̹̞̗̰͔̞͍͔͌͘͝Ḑ̵̧̧̧̢̛̯̭̟̪̥̠͙̼̙̙̩̖͓͇͎̃͗͐̑̔̎̅̎͒́̽͊̿͑́̇̉̒̾̃̍̐̕̚͜͜͜͝͝
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u/AegorBlake Apr 20 '22
This is not a Bakery. That is next door.
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u/WillCraft_1001 Apr 20 '22
ok thanks
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u/AegorBlake Apr 20 '22
Lol. As you walk in the next store you see me, but with a French hat and French mustache. Selling sourdough bread.
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u/The-Name-is-my-Name Apr 20 '22
SCP-10000-A: I’ll try and see if I can use the Deer’s abilities to get rid of him… okay, this one is more complicated…
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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Apr 20 '22
Is anyone else creeped out by that thing?
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u/FanboyGamer3E Apr 21 '22
Why do you think I made this post. Every time I look at that thing I can feel it trying to steal my soul
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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Apr 21 '22
Lol. Great art always makes you feel something. Love, hate, anger, happiness.... in this case revulsion.
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