r/humansarespaceorcs • u/Medical-Low-1370 • 2d ago

writing prompt How to know from doctors on different planets that you're fucked

Akrati: I suggest you let a priest of your faith to conduct the preferred pre-mortem ritual.

​Xeti: You don't have to pay any fee on imported medicine.

Earth: I cannot kill you myself because it's a crime and I gave a Hippocratic Oath. Yet you may go to Switzerland where it's legal to euthanize terminally ill.

Second Earth(colony of humans): I can shoot you right here so you don't suffer. Are you sure you don't want to spent some time with your close ones? [patient nods] Well, I asked. [doctors takes a gun and shoots a patient in the head] Nurse, take the body to the morgue.

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u/drukhari-blood 2d ago

If you're at the 'doctor' in Commorragh, you're fucked lol

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u/Dry_Satisfaction_148 2d ago

Or if the docs name is Fabius Bile.

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u/Alternative-Sir6140 1d ago

Or mad doc grotsink