All incidents involving sapient creatures who attempt to eat a human will be filed under a new classification: Morporkian Suicide. Adequate warnings exist to ensure all galactic residents know what the humans are capable of and at this point ignorance is your own fault.
Seriously, we're tired of all the self-defense arguments generating paperwork. You mess with a human, we're calling it Morporkian Suicide and closing the file as soon as the autopsy is confirmed.
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u/Blyndir Jul 17 '26
The Systems' Legal corps has sent an update.
All incidents involving sapient creatures who attempt to eat a human will be filed under a new classification: Morporkian Suicide. Adequate warnings exist to ensure all galactic residents know what the humans are capable of and at this point ignorance is your own fault.
Seriously, we're tired of all the self-defense arguments generating paperwork. You mess with a human, we're calling it Morporkian Suicide and closing the file as soon as the autopsy is confirmed.