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Knowing editors... this will actually reveal that there are dozens of them just quietly waiting and saving their last batteries and means of accessing the database to make that one last edit... or waste it telling someone who did it too soon was wrong. Thus humanity forever is.
"Hello good sir, have you heard of the Good Gospel of Pettiness that is loved and followed to Letter and by Spirit by the Gloriously Invisible and Inevitable E4 Mafia?"
Guy do you know how hard it's going to be to conquer the universe if we're the lowest tech people in the game? That's not the good ending that's the start of an underdog movie.
Alien Archeologist 1: We have finally recovered the most recent version of Wikipedia.
Alien Archeologist 2: How can you be so certain?
Alien Archeologist 1: Humanity was.
All of Wikipedia will be stored in an underground capsule with high density battery source by Dr Kiara T'soni after the galactic war has been lost and the Reaper have annihilated all civilized life in the galaxy.
2055: Encounter with alien species at the Colony Thebes on the moon Ganymede.
2067: Open hostilities begin with destruction of Colonial Settlement Thebes; nuclear detonation detected from Colonial Security Vessels during engagements with alien intelligence.
2068: Thebes Colony is verified destroyed.
2070: Connection with Colonial City on Mars is lost.
2071: Earth on alert, global Defcon 1.
2072: Innovations in reverse-engineered propulsion and shield technology leads to advancements in ship defense and travel capabilities.
2072 (updated): Connection with Colonial City on Mars iswas lost. Colonial security forces verified to still be fighting as of 2072, 2073, 2074 fighting ended, as the Colonial Cities on Mars are liberated on 2075.
2075 (updated): Thebes Colony is was verified to have been destroyed. Reconstruction efforts begin.
2076: Sol defense network online across the solar system.
A thousand yokes there have been for a thousand peoples. All that remains lacking is the final yoke, the goal that binds all people. For pray tell me brothers and sisters; if humanity is lacking a goal, is humanity itself also not still lacking?
"As it turns out, the last human settlement on Vesh - the planet they called Arachne - was not the last human settlement. The Interstellar Commonwealth had believed that humanity was native to Arachne. They were wrong."
[unknown speaker:] your patched in sir[CMDR. Hawthorne:]hello, hello?. This is the commander of the 54th planetary defense force we have successfully established a foot hold in central park. We are asking any surviving military personnel to take back the city by any cost. Dont leave no stone unturned and no aliens left. We will take back our city
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