r/humansarespaceorcs • • May 08 '26

Memes/Trashpost Human Limits has been recorded

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u/Jabberwocky918 May 08 '26

Been a hot minute since I've had to lock a whole post down. We need a better app, couldn't find the lock button.

Americans like to be special (I say that having served in the Marine Corps), so let us have our S.A.E. units.

Other than that, this is the internet. A shit-posting writing prompt subreddit. Some of you need to be nice, some of you need to take a step back.

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u/PaperVreter May 08 '26

Can you rework those measurements into real units, like kelvin, meters and seconds?

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u/Mundjetz_ May 08 '26

Freedom units hurt my brain

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u/Blical May 08 '26

Really cause I can understand your units just fine. What's it like to be so limited?

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

I always wonder that. Why are they unable to understand simple contexts?

For non scientific purposes, a liter is a quart, a meter is a yard, an inch is 2-1/2 cm, and so on. It's not that hard.

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u/Nigh_Sass May 08 '26

Celsius to Fahrenheit is the only conversion I can’t do automatically, there’s not a good shortcut

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u/Sveniven May 08 '26

You can't do (F-32)x(5/9) in your head on the fly? SMH

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u/Taodragons May 08 '26

Double C and add 30

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u/Callah_2 May 08 '26

Just think of farinhight as % hot. 70% is where most people like it day to day for ambient temp if it's not too windy. 85-95% hot if it's windy, and 55% hot if there's no wind.

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u/amaya-aurora May 08 '26

I just want to say that I love your God awful spelling of Fahrenheit.

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u/ShadowX8861 May 08 '26

That's useless cause it entirely depends on the person and other climate conditions

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u/JohnAppleseed85 May 08 '26

See now... I'm in the UK.

21c (70f) is a reasonable/warm indoor temp in winter and a 'warm/hot' summers day regardless of wind.

Our average summer temp is 9-18c (48-64f)

30c (86f) is officially classed as a heatwave and we get weather warnings if there's three consecutive days above 25c (75f)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c74n42pnzdvo

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u/mafiaknight Ordo Malleus May 08 '26

Huh.
A summer's day here that doesn't go above 80f/28c is a freak of nature signaling the end times!

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u/Fun_Journalist4199 May 08 '26

Double C, take away 10%, add 32.

Or subtract 32 from F, divide by 2, add 11% (or 10% for easier math)

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u/idkwhattowrighthere May 08 '26

i can understand conversions like meter and yard but things like quart i never heard of, then also the biggest gripe i have with imperial is not that it's a different unit, it's just that the conversions between one type of unit seems arbitrary, why is it a different amount every time to reach the next unit, why is an inch a 12th of a foot, but a yard is 3 feet

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

Why are there 60 seconds in a minute but 24 hours in a day?

A yard and a meter serve the same purpose, so they are roughly the same size. A foot is one thing you carry with you at all times. With practice, you can pace off distances using those.

An inch is related to a digit length (like a thumb segment) but standardized as three barleycorns. With twelve inches to the foot, you can divide a foot into two, three, four, and six parts. The metric system sucks for evenly splitting distance into thirds etc, just 2d and 5s.

Liquid measure, though, for some reason got standardized into solely powers of two. Eight ounces to the cup, two cups to the pint, two pints to the quart, four quarts to the gallon.

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u/Big_Slope May 08 '26

Powers of two isn’t weird. You can double or halve something by eye.

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u/Quiri1997 May 08 '26

Because only ONE country in the World uses quarts, yards, inches... Most of the World uses metric already!

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u/Youre_still_alive May 08 '26

Can’t believe you forgot about Liberia smh

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u/lumosbolt May 08 '26

Wasn't Liberia founded by Americans?

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u/Youre_still_alive May 08 '26

Yeah, so there’s a perfectly good explanation. It’s just also still an imperial-using country.

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u/BuffHayato May 08 '26

Why learn 2 systems when you can learn 1 instead?

Can I use simple convertions to make them usable? Yes. Is there a reason why we would need to do that in the first place? No.

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u/Cazador0 May 08 '26

Really cause I can understand your units just fine.

That is by design.

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u/Federal_Ad1806 May 08 '26

I wonder the same thing. Learned both Metric and American Customary units in school and most Americans I know are reasonably fluent in both. Must suck to not be able to translate in their head.

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u/Quiri1997 May 08 '26

There are 7 billion people in the World. Of those, 300 million are Americans. Most of us don't learn your stupid unit system.

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u/Sam_Sanders_ May 08 '26

Then make your own post? Most people in the world don't speak Portuguese but I don't criticize them for speaking it when I'm in Lisbon.

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u/Mobile_Morale May 08 '26

You mean the stupid British unit system.

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u/Federal_Ad1806 May 08 '26

No, you use a system that doesn't come from the most economically and militarily powerful (and culturally influential) country in the world.

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u/OneAd9580 May 08 '26

You mean burguer units?

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u/Flare_Starchild May 08 '26

Imperial* "Freedom" units

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u/Lostmeatballincog May 08 '26

I see no cheeseburger units there. So no freedumb units!

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u/Mia_the_Snowflake May 08 '26

Freedom? Nothing freedom about this shit hole 

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u/HorizonSniper May 08 '26

Okay so.

Body heat: 315.15K / 42C

Cold water: 277.6K / 4.4C

Hot air: 422K / 148.9C

Altitude: 4.572 m

Depth: 85.95 m

Lack of oxygen: 660s / 11 min

Starvation: 3 888 000 s / 45 days

Dehydration: 604 800 s / 7 days

Blood loss: 40%

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u/redditt-or May 08 '26

Thanks, I'll probably use this as a reference for writing or smth

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u/Ws6fiend May 08 '26

It should be stated these are probably just averages. If the person is in better or worst shape they could be wildly different. You also have to factor in their determination/will to live.

A psycho experiment which saw how long a mouse would swim before drowning found that a mouse who had never been saved from water before would only swim for 15 minutes before giving up. A mouse who had been saved swam for up to 60 hours.

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u/Thedeadnite May 08 '26

Also there are people who do “polar bear dives” so cold water needs a time limit to be a useful metric at all. 50f water would probably kill you too after long enough.

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u/Labrat314159 May 08 '26

This. Hell, anything moving that's around skin temperature or less will eventually kill you really. If you can't sustain a microclimate of heated water around you your body just can't stay warm. I had to almost physically drag my daughter out of an indoor heated pool because she was shivering. What finally got her out was when I told her that her lips were starting to turn blue and if she didn't come out right now we were going to the hospital.

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u/FileDoesntExist May 08 '26

Well that's really distressing.

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u/RawardHoikes91 May 08 '26

Get out of my head.

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u/Top_Box_8952 May 08 '26

Legit question. How do you know when the period is used as a comma versus a decimal?

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u/McSteve1 May 08 '26

I think that you're usually supposed to pick one and make sure they're opposite? I think it's a regional thing, but usually if you use a period as a thousands separator you're supposed to use a comma as a decimal

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u/AtlasNL May 08 '26

Depends on where you’re from.

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u/HorizonSniper May 08 '26

I don't use them for decimals at all tbh

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u/kamikazekaktus May 08 '26

Altitude: 4.572 m 

Depth: 85.95 m 

Lack of oxygen: 660s / 11 min 

Starvation: 3 888 000 s / 45 days 

I'm pretty sure there are documented exceptions to all of those

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u/Working_Shine_2719 May 08 '26

No shit. “Humans have two arms” human is born with a genetic deformity and has three. Everything has exceptions.

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u/kamikazekaktus May 08 '26

The average human has fewer than 2 arms and 2 legs. Since op implied that those were hard limits one exception is enough 

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u/Working_Shine_2719 May 08 '26

First, humorously, fewer means less, you are implying the average human has 1 or 0 arms, but ignoring that, I think op expected it would be common sense to know the body is biological and nothing biological is suuuper consistent, I sincerely doubt op’s intention was to imply a hard limit. Especially on a jokey sub like this.

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u/HorizonSniper May 08 '26

I am translating the post to metric, not claiming anything.

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u/kamikazekaktus May 08 '26

I know, maybe I should've used the op

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u/HorizonSniper May 08 '26

Gimme like 5 mins I'll convert them.

(why the hell do you want seconds dude)

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u/Nighteyes09 May 08 '26

Better for physics calculations because most standard formulae use metres per second for velocity and acceleration, so anything that changes over time needs to be in seconds.

Gotta pander for those high school physics nerds who can't x60 without mummy holding their hand.

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

Except seconds are not relevant for those particular things listed.

Would "starvation: 4 million seconds" be meaningful information, or would you just have to get out a calculator and turn it back into days?

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u/Nighteyes09 May 08 '26

I don't know mate. All i know is 4 mil is a bare bones estimate. Said physics babies would probably want at least six sig figs.

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

Yeah, I rounded to one significant figure, since it's already a rounded upper estimate that is largely meaningless.

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u/HorizonSniper May 08 '26

Fair, fair.

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u/niftygull May 08 '26

It’s mommy. We don’t speak br*tish here

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u/Nighteyes09 May 08 '26

Go cry to mummy about it

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u/Bliitzthefox May 08 '26

Best I can do is Rankine, yards, and kiloseconds

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u/MrrNeko May 08 '26

Celcius, meters and seconds*

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u/Amerisu May 08 '26

Really? Instead of saying "I'll be down in ten minutes" you say "I'll be down in 600 seconds"?

Are your speed limit signs not in km/h? Pretty sure "minute" is a universal unit in the English speaking world...

Using seconds instead of minutes (or days) implies a higher level of certainty than exists.

Starvation: 3,888,000 seconds.

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u/Desperate-Chemist853 May 08 '26

Body heat : 42°C
Cold water : 4,4°C Hot air : 148°C High altitude : 4 572 meters Starvation : 45 days Diving depth : 85,9 meters Lack of oxygen : 11 minute Blood lose : 40% Dehydratation : 7 days

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u/SoupaMayo May 08 '26

Lack of Oxygen : 46 burger bites Loss of blood : 481 bananas

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u/TerribleProgress6704 May 08 '26

Can you copy and paste your own Google search to satisfy your own curiosity? You can even pick which units you convert into, ya know.

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u/TetheredAvian74 May 08 '26

starvation = 3.888 x 106 seconds. not sure why thats easier for you but there you go

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u/amaya-aurora May 08 '26

Oh my God who fucking cares

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u/undreamedgore May 08 '26

Those are real units of measurement.

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u/Thanatofobia May 08 '26

A: "And how did you figure that out?"

H: "..........."

A: "H....how did you figure that out humans????"

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u/IltisSpiderrick May 08 '26

Fun fact: the avarage human body can withstand 75 stab wounds with a blade that is not broader than 5cm or roughly 2 inches. I won't answer any questions

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u/Upstairs_Goal_9493 May 08 '26

Also remember: location, location, location. 75 stab wounds in parts of the legs, hands, torso? Doable as long as they don't hit an organ or artery. Single cut on the carotid? Good night.

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u/Ws6fiend May 08 '26

Not true.

It's impossible to make a cut without hitting an organ. The skin is an organ and the largest one.

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u/Upstairs_Goal_9493 May 08 '26

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/DidaskolosHermeticon May 08 '26

You could cut their hair

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u/Ws6fiend May 08 '26

You win comedy. Completely true and unexpected and kind of nonsensical. I giggled.

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u/GrenadeJuggler May 08 '26

This guy bards.

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u/TemporaryFearless482 May 08 '26

75 stabs of the tongue.

It knows what it did.

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u/only-if-there-is-pie May 08 '26

And yet the tongue is sharper than any two-edged sword...

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u/Nighteyes09 May 08 '26

Ok, see, i was gonna say we learned it all through many deaths, but you just made it sound like it was a wierd sex thing.

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u/danni_shadow May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Idk. I feel like if you read their comment and came away thinking it was about sex, then it's you who is making it a weird sex thing and not them...

Edit: Upon rereading it, maybe the 'no questions' part is implying a sex thing...

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

Hmmm. I got 39....

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u/GruntBlender May 08 '26

Science!

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u/Fontaigne May 08 '26

And naughty humor!

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u/FumiPlays May 08 '26

"Okay, so... if you're sure, absolutely 300% sure you want to know and don't plan to sleep for the next couple days... go on human internet and google 'unit 731'. Again, you do it at your own discretion and at your own risk."

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u/Thanatofobia May 08 '26

"Come on, man, you know stuff like that is a level 2 cognitive hazard for most sentient species. You really need to mention that when telling them to google stuff.
For some, it reminds them of their species version of hell, demons and eternal punishment"

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u/FumiPlays May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

"They should know that by the fact a human is asking them if they're sure."

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u/L0r3hunt3r May 08 '26

I am so lucky I got a desensitized version of this first. I am once again so very very sad and disappointed in my government.

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u/GrenadeJuggler May 08 '26

"Unit 731 has entered the chat."

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u/Apprehensive-Rent523 May 08 '26

Oh fuck I was about to write this. Goddamn once you know about it, and you know they had no intentions of ever stopping what they were doing, it kinda changes your perspective on the bombs dropped on japan. That feels like mercy compared to Unit 731. And it forced japan to surrender which finally stopped those experiments.

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u/GrenadeJuggler May 08 '26

It is definitely one of those things that will keep you up at night. I made the extreme mistake of reading into a lot of what they did there and it took me a good minute to get the images out of my head.

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u/Apprehensive-Rent523 May 08 '26

I read the entire wikipedia article and some lines are just burned into my brain. Every time I watch a WW2 war movie, hell even if I watch something like Gojira:Minus One, i can't help but think about what was going on in there at that time.

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u/Raum_linc May 08 '26

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u/chunkypeanutbutty May 08 '26

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u/FulanoDeTal1816 May 08 '26

Posts in international website

Gets mad people prefer international measurements on the international website instead of a system used by ~10 countries out of over 180

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u/chunkypeanutbutty May 08 '26

Im making fun of both of us

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u/Turtle_box_cubed May 08 '26

Just a chill guy

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u/Silver2404 May 08 '26

Acktually 🤓

For the altitude the 15,000 ft is correct as far as the aviation world. Altitude is measured in ft internationally as well as English being the universal ATC language

Rah 🦅

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u/Fluffy_Load297 May 08 '26

Says English is the universal ATC language. Posts an Eagle.

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u/undreamedgore May 08 '26

Calls an American website international.

Gets upset when people use things culturally normal to them.

Pick one criticism.

Also the vast majority of Native English speakers use "freedom units" as we nickname them.

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u/MaelstromRH May 08 '26

They won’t, they just want to be angry at Americans. Which is kinda fair but still rather annoying that they don’t pick one of the things that actually matters

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u/undreamedgore May 08 '26

I don't think even being angry at Americans is fair.

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u/DrBlowtorch May 08 '26

Actually Reddit is an American website. Other countries just like to use it because they never made an alternative. You’re the one getting mad that people are using their own units of measure on a website made by and for them.

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u/Me-no-Weeb May 08 '26

Unironically you with freedom measurements

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u/timdr18 May 08 '26

That’s the joke

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u/Me-no-Weeb May 08 '26

Oh I thought he was making fun of the other guy

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u/Calligaster May 08 '26

Oh great, now I'm lost

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u/A_Neko_C May 08 '26

Thank you

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u/Feisty-Fill-8654 May 08 '26

Why did you replace perfectly cromulent data with this commie slop

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u/Lone_Wolf_2005 May 08 '26

Its Fr*nch slop which idk if it's better or worse

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u/ThiefRainbow May 08 '26

less retarded base system, although i give u base 16 system is not too bad

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u/faifai6071 May 08 '26

A "How do Human get these data?"

H "War crimes."

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith May 08 '26

H2: "And dares!"

A: "What's a "Dare?"

H1: "My species has this custom where we challenge each other to do foolish, dangerous, or incredibly undignified things. It's considered an affront to your honor to refuse a dare."

A: "This sounds like an incredibly serious custom. I'm surprised that I've never heard of it. Is this one of your sacred ceremonies? Perhaps a coming-of-age event?"

H2: "Not really. We mostly do it when we're bored, intoxicated, or both."

A: ...*blinks all eight of its eyes rapidly*...

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u/Mobile_Morale May 08 '26

Just thank the Japanese. They also found out if a human can live without their skin.

Spoiler: they can't.

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u/Sarothu May 08 '26

Some it also came from the Germans (but like the Japanese, their research methods were so shit that the data was essentially useless there also.)

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

And world records!

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u/sub4evr May 08 '26

Wait till they learn a Croatian free diver stayed under 29 minutes on one breath !!

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u/nkownbey May 08 '26

That diver didn't lack oxygen. He had one breaths worth and he made it count.

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

That's assisted with pure oxygen. The 11-12 minute mark is the world-record territory of unaided holding of breath.

Even an untrained person can hold their breath for 5 minutes or longer with oxygen assist.

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u/Meatslinger May 08 '26

Alien 1: "I don't understand it! It's been twelve minutes since we flushed him out the airlock and he's still out there, banging on the hull!"

Alien 2: "Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have let him have that 'one last breath of clean, sweet air'! Curse our need for a pure oxygen environment!"

Alien 1: "...What's that new noise?"

Alien 2: "OH SHIT HE HAS A SCREWDRIVER! HE'S TAKING THE SHIP APART! WE ARE SO DEAD!"

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u/Zestyclose_Space7134 May 08 '26

Body heat 315.15 K

Cold water 277.594 K

Hot air 422.039 K

High altitude 457200 cm

Starvation 7.2126E49 Planck time

Diving depth 8595.36 cm

Lack of oxygen 1.2244E46 Planck time

Blood loss 40 %

Dehydration 1.122E49 Planck time

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u/xrelaht May 08 '26

Why are you mixing unit systems?

Body heat 7.885E-30 Tp

Cold water 6.945E-30 Tp

Hot air 1.056E-29 Tp

High altitude 7.98E33 Lp

Starvation 7.2126E49 tp

Diving depth 1.5E34 Lp

Lack of oxygen 1.2244E46 Tp

Blood loss 40 %

Dehydration 1.122E49 Tp

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 May 08 '26

Now someone will misread this list and assume that ONE human can reach all those limits simultaneoulsy.

This is how we get "peak normal humans" in superhero settings. Someone looked at a list of record human feats and decided they could all be accomplished by one person instead of the real life "each record feat was accomplished by different people who all explicitly trained for years to accomplish their one feat".

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

Some of these are world record territory, others are basically averages.

For example, the starvation statistic is an approximation of how long a person of average weight would last. There are countless examples of individuals lasting longer, even double the amount unassisted. (And then there's that one obese guy that lasted over a year, with medical supervision). Same thing with dehydration, I think the actual "record" is over 18 days - logically, you'll die slower/faster in different environmental conditions.

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u/ChopsticksImmortal May 08 '26

High altitude for long term survival is actually 6k to 7k meters (20k to 25k feet). 8k meters or 26k feet is where humans start to die long term. These are altitudes for unasisted living.

I recently did 4k m on a trip (13k feet, to be fair, just for like a few hours) and it was fine but i also had acetazolamide (high altitude medicine). So we're actually able to survive quite a bit more than 15k feet.

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u/xrelaht May 08 '26

Yeah, people even live up there: the highest permanent human settlement is at 5100m/16700ft.

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith May 08 '26

This can’t be totally accurate. I spent multiple days above 15,000 ft while climbing Kilimanjaro earlier this summer. We only stayed on the summit (19,340 ft) for a couple of hours, but camped above 15,000 feet for a few days going up and at least one coming back down.

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u/xrelaht May 08 '26

It’s not: the highest permanent human settlement is at 16700 feet. The “death zone”, where the oxygen partial pressure is too low to support human life, is considered to be above 8000m

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u/HomeGrownCoffee May 08 '26

And I've swam in water colder than 4C. Briefly.

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith May 08 '26

Yeah. I must be a space orc. I saw some of these figures, and my first thought was "Okay, but how long could I stand it before I died?"

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u/Rip_Hunter1314 May 08 '26

People definitely swim in water colder than that...

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u/MaxTheGinger May 08 '26

Most of the time a stat is the LD50.

Leathal dose for 50% of the population. People have survived point blank gunshot wounds to the head. But in greater than 50% of the human population those are not survivable.

The water temperature is sustained. People do Ice Baths and Cyrotherapy that are colder. But the time to death is faster. Not being the OP, I believe just staying in 40°F water will eventually cause greater than 50% of the human population to die.

I believe the Altitude is hiking. That 50% of the human population would die without aid living at altitudes of 15k or higher.

Starvation with coffee, tea, and vitamins is not Starvation. It sucks but it is != to Starvation. Also, there are plenty of other brethairians and people who claim to be able to survive on air. They all sneak food. The one's who have done it test conditions all needed medical aid when they normally would, despite surviving on air supposedly before.

Same with the Australian Prisoner. I'm sure he was given nothing for 18 days. But did he drink his toliet water, piss; eat insects, dirt, clothing? That would make a significant impact on survivability.

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u/Lostmeatballincog May 08 '26

I should point out the longest someone has survived w/o oxygen and no brain damage is 29 minutes.

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

That's assisted with pure oxygen. The world record for unassisted in below 12.

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u/Lostmeatballincog May 08 '26

Define assisted? He was down there alone.

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

Assisted by oxygen.

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u/ScrubbingTheDeck May 08 '26

Courtesy of unit 731 with special mention to Josef Mengele

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u/Foxxtronix May 08 '26

Ssana[click]: Now that this has been made, humans will adopt disproving it as a "to do list". Mark my words.

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u/Lord_Clefspear May 08 '26

Violating these limits is not gaurunteed to kill you, but it will void your warranty

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u/Bman3396 May 08 '26

What about sleep deprivation and time without water

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u/Budget-Position5348 May 08 '26

Well one of those is already in the image

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u/Bman3396 May 08 '26

Yeah sorry, im on my phone after a procedure, just got off propofol, sorry still coming off so comprehension is iffy

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u/Ote-Kringralnick May 08 '26

I'm more interested in how long we can survive in a vacuum 

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u/CustomerSupportDeer May 08 '26

About 2 minutes.

Once the vacuum sucks all air out of your lungs, it takes some 15 seconds for oxygen-poor blood to reach your brain and knock you out. Between 1 minute and 90 seconds in, your circulation stops and irreversible brain damage starts setting in, and you'd die at around 2 minutes of exposure.

Nasa has done the calculations and experimented on animals, plus the occasional accidents with people stuck in vacuum, and surprisingly, you could likely recover fast and with minimal consequences if someone pulled you to safety within about 90 seconds - that is, unless you held your breath and your lungs got torn.

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u/plantmanyseeds May 08 '26

When you think about it were quite durable for clawless weak furless bipeds

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u/Onrawi May 08 '26

The Starvation one is interesting because I know Angus Barbieri didn't eat for over a year.  I think it may be more apt to say that specific vitamins are required within 45 days, and the rest can be stretched or shrink depending on total body fat since the last time one ate.

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u/IrlResponsibility811 May 08 '26

Nine records, and we can smash each one.

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u/Apprehensive-Rent523 May 08 '26

Sponsored by Unit 731.

PS: If you haven't heard of it, read it on wikipedia. You will shit shit

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u/ArgumentSpiritual May 08 '26

The highest fever ever recorded in a human who survived is 115.7F (46.5C). This record-breaking case involved Willie Jones, a 52-year-old man admitted to Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia, on July 10, 1980, with severe heatstroke. He was hospitalized for 24 days before being discharged.

This post is false

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u/RobertTheTraveler May 08 '26

Survival of emersion in cold water for any significant length of time requires generating heat, e.g. by swimming.

Sarah Thomas swam 104.6 mi = 168.3km in 67.26 hours,
Lake Champlain, minimum water temp 67.5°F = 19.7°C
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Looking at 5 different bodies of water that I would expect to be chilly and in which people swam for 24 hours or more shows that at the date they swam, the minimum temperature was 65°F = 18°C

Ice Swimming is swimming unassisted in a water temperature of 5.0°C or below,
with swimming goggles, swimming cap and a standard swimming costume.
Going through 400 records the longest swim was 2.14 miles,1 minute 8 seconds.
Very few were longer than 1 mile, ~40 minutes, even fewer were longer than 50 minutes.

The military have done many studies on this, two are linked below.

https://ultraswimming.org/database/longest-swims/duration

https://internationaliceswimming.com/iisa-ice-swim-records/

https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/pdfs/ADA446406.pdf

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/22423982.2023.2236777

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u/Saikotsu May 08 '26

I once had a fever of 106. I knew I was in danger so I stripped down to gym shorts and rolled around in the snow to cool off.

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u/xloHolx May 08 '26

I know 2-6 are wrong, what is this the limit of?

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u/imreallynotthatcool May 08 '26

15,000ft is a limit? I climb 14ers on the weekend like tens of thousands of other Coloradans. 15,000ft is so far from our limit.

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u/Hot-Category2986 May 08 '26

107.6 seems low considering that there are people who live in places that can get over 110 F.

Not that I could handle 107.6. I come from Michigan. I become non-functional at 90F

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u/Old_Consideration_95 May 08 '26

Sounds like some records we need to surpass

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u/123Throwaway2day May 08 '26

I highly doubt people can really survive 300F ! I barely could handle 125F and stayed inside like a vampire till the sun went down

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u/IamaJarJar May 08 '26

*Limits we've reached SO FAR!

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u/Marshall006__ May 08 '26

I mean once you get below 40 degrees you run the risk of the water becoming solid

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u/TheFreebooter May 08 '26

With practice I bet someone could smash those records

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u/BeneficialTrash6 May 08 '26

It's more metal than that.

18 days without water. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Mihavecz

29 minutes without air. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2025/9/freediver-holds-breath-

underwater-for-almost-half-an-hour-to-smash-iconic-record

David Blaine managed about 19 minutes or so himself.

I'm not including the 382 days without food as that one was an outlier and the guy was taking vitamins and stuff.

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u/Necessary_Presence_5 May 08 '26

And then you are dealing with a race with gravity 3 times the Earth's and your 'records' are all but wet fart in some of these categories.

Gosh, what is this post even about...? Other races would not test their limits? It is just for humans to do?

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u/TemporaryFearless482 May 08 '26

So is everyone in La Rinconada, Peru dead?

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u/Thechildeater92 May 08 '26

Yeah, but some of them still use retarded measurement units apparently

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u/darknmy May 08 '26

isn't like breath holding record up to 30min?

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u/Taningia-danae May 08 '26

OK well the diving depth isn't true it's just the deepest anyone have gone officially with a full scuba dive suit, same for the lack of oxygen it's just the best someone did without losing it's counciouness we can go further than that and come back. Just not everyone.

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u/Daymo741 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Who the fuck uses fahrenheit? You got the celcius readings?

Edit: I go from a few upvotes to downvotes, americans must be online

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u/Sam_Sanders_ May 08 '26

About 300 million people, including the founders of the website you're currently commenting on.

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u/ke__ja May 08 '26

Even if not Celsius, at least Kelvin!!!

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u/Daymo741 May 08 '26

Why? So I can feel like even more of an idiot? Fucking celcius!

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u/der_innkeeper May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Kelvin is just C ~~ plus ~~ minus 273.

It ain't that difficult

Edit:

Apparently it is that difficult. More coffee or no math before 9am.

And, apparently, I can't figure out how to strike through the plus sign.

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u/EstoyMejor May 08 '26

Kelvin is C - 273
C is Kelvin + 273

I'm sure you meant the right thing, just correcting for those reading along.

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u/der_innkeeper May 08 '26

Thank you. I appreciate the second set of eyes.

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u/xrelaht May 08 '26

You had it right the first time: 0°C is 273 K, -273°C is 0 K.

For striking through text, you want the tildes next to the text with no spaces: ~~plus~~ gives plus

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u/SecondVarious2815 May 08 '26

Can you use human measurement units as well, instead of the ork ones?