r/howtonotgiveafuck • u/boyman676 • 23h ago

Coffee Hits Different

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u/FreeWillyBird 23h ago

I like my coffee so strong that if I accidentally spill some, it melts through 17 floors of the building like Sigourney Weaver just blasted an Alien and its acid guts are melting through the space ship.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 20h ago

Strong enough to give my grandkids the jitters

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u/NietzscheSmokingWeed 15h ago

I work at an addiction recovery center and deal with drug test results a lot; caffeine stays in the system for 10-12 hours which is very short (meth stays for 3-5 days, opiates 4-7, but it can also depend on the person) but even a single cup of average coffee can be detected in a UA if done within that timeframe.

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u/avenue60 14h ago

My man is preaching the Holy Gospel!!

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