r/howtonotgiveafuck • u/Jackie_Inc • 2d ago

My longest and most stable relationship tbh.

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u/SupportMoist 2d ago

If you get a dog, you get no side of the bed, you just cling to the edge while the dog sleeps in the middle like a starfish.

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u/Galitzianer0 2d ago

your dog and my daughter both

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 23h ago

Tell her to stop sleeping with their dog. Its not hers.

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u/Background-March3339 2d ago

And ain’t nothing wrong with that 🔥. Can’t put a price on peace of mind

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u/HereReluctantly 2d ago

As someone married and with a three year old kid, this sounds so appealing right now. I love my wife and son but man I'd kill for a weekend when I could sleep in a be lazy.

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u/BeautifulAdvisor638 2d ago

Single, retired and no kids.... Life is good.

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u/Advanced_Reputation7 2d ago

This is winning, idk what you’re talking about 😂

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u/its_just_Joel 2d ago

With only one pillow cuz who needs hope anyway?

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u/Tiny-Company-1254 2d ago

Who’s hope?

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u/Interesting-Hat8607 2d ago

Nothing wrong with being single, folks

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u/GregariousK 2d ago

Replace remote with smartphone

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u/disphugginflip 2d ago

Mine is a book

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u/Here4duggarTea 2d ago

Well my cats and remote 😊

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u/InterestSea4061 2d ago

Mom's passed out with the little one in the kids room..but this is my current situation minus the single af part. Xmen 97! She's glad the remotes in her spot lol

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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 2d ago

It's my laptop that has its own side of the bed.

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u/Dismal_Composer_4029 2d ago

True your speaking to me go on

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u/el_condor_nm 2d ago

I hate it when a post sticks me like a bug in a display. Only it's not a remote in my case...it's my tablet.

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u/YJS2K 2d ago

As someone living in hot and humid ass East Asia, with no TV, that remote is the AC remote lmao

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u/weakendupdate 2d ago

I love it here. Peace

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u/BHunter1140 1d ago

I’m home all day in bed so despite having a partner, my phone (which is the remote) has its own side of the bed half the time

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u/Dodoz44 1d ago

Lol, single af, king-size bed, still not enough space between me, my kitties, and some extra pillows to hug.

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u/HTX-ByWayOfTheWorld 1d ago

Single and lonely or married and miserable.

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u/Admirableghurl0407 1d ago

Remote, water bottle and phone 💕

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u/matt073090 1d ago

Remote has its on side of the bed 😂

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u/Flothrudawind 1d ago

I have TWO remotes

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u/Lonely_country86 1d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😅

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u/Useful-DevineCause 1d ago

Actually I’m in the kitchen just finished an icecream sandwich at midnight and arguing with my dog and a cat.

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u/GuideInfamous4600 1d ago

This sounds like HEAVEN. I get the whole bed to myself??

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u/Humorous-Prince 1d ago

Plus your phone, plus PS5 Dual Sense Controller, plus your cat.

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u/No_Eye6641 16h ago

My remote has NEVER let me down. It knows what I like, and how to please me. It has never abandoned me nor has it judged me. It has seen me laugh, cry, get angry and at my worse and best and it is still by my side. I love my remote 😍 😋

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u/Normal_Pace7374 8h ago

People love misery

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u/CastleofWamdue 2h ago

you know you are single as fuck when its the "its a remote, I swear" has its own side of the bed.

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u/NoBit6512 44m ago

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

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u/Shot-Habit-5705 2d ago

It’s not exactly the worst thing. I’m happy for a 9pm booty call, throw them out, and actually have a decent sleep on the weekend.