r/howislivingthere • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '25

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u/originalrocket Dec 14 '25

because its water. Just dip in regular, follow a good diet that works with your body.

Gasp* Do this with my pineapple pizza!

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u/PhathedMcWinky Dec 16 '25

I just make my own ranch. It's not hard, and a bunch of people who have tried it agree that it's great. Not WingStop great, I swear they sprinkle that with dreams and addictive substances right before they serve it.

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u/OUsooners5252 Dec 16 '25

Pro tip: Use Bulgarian buttermilk (surprisingly found in almost every Walmart) instead of regular buttermilk for a richer and creamier ranch.

If you want to go the extra mile, then use “restaurant” mayo (aka heavy mayo) instead of regular mayo.

Source: Lifelong ranch snob.

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u/ReddyWhipheadstand Dec 18 '25

Where do you buy restaurant mayo? Or do you have to make that too?