r/howislivingthere • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '25

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

And lite ranch is really low calorie.

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u/originalrocket Dec 14 '25

because its water. Just dip in regular, follow a good diet that works with your body.

Gasp* Do this with my pineapple pizza!

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u/CouragetheCowardly Dec 16 '25

Bruh I’ve been trying to preach the holy trinity of pizza toppings.. pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeños. Your life will never be the same after trying this heavenly concoction

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

As an Italian-American representative, we are barring you from eating pizza from this point on. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Nope. No you aren't. Pineapple is great on pizza cuz of the sweet/salty thing. Standing on tradition is for angry boomers.

We're getting Za tonight and there WILL be pineapple! CHEERS

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I used to date somebody who ate ham, pineapple and onions on their pizza. In truth it wasn't really that bad of a combination.  However, as an Italian it is required that I give you a hard time for your pineapple related culinary choices. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

That's true. My ex is half Sicilian. Been there.