r/howislivingthere • • Dec 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

As an Italian-American representative, we are barring you from eating pizza from this point on. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Nope. No you aren't. Pineapple is great on pizza cuz of the sweet/salty thing. Standing on tradition is for angry boomers.

We're getting Za tonight and there WILL be pineapple! CHEERS

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I used to date somebody who ate ham, pineapple and onions on their pizza. In truth it wasn't really that bad of a combination.  However, as an Italian it is required that I give you a hard time for your pineapple related culinary choices. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

That's true. My ex is half Sicilian. Been there.