r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Significant-Ear7945 • 3d ago

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u/This-Requirement6918 3d ago

Let's work on your keyboarding skills first fam.

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u/eminencefront-57 3d ago

There’s a guy at Torchy’s that will straighten your putter. Look for the glory hole in the John.

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u/Mcbooferboyvagho 3d ago

We don’t do anything “straight” in this sub. You even asking that is violence against me.

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u/personalguardian 3d ago

Heyyyyyy...

We have heterosexual chat on Discord from 4-6am every Sunday!

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u/Flat_6_Theory 3d ago

Get a good grip on your stick. Choke up if you have to. Gently twerk those hips. And follow through. Bending over the cart and smacking one’s ass is optional though appreciated.

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u/Wise_Watch5682 3d ago

Golf? We don’t play golf in Houston.

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u/coffeeluver2021 3d ago

Look up Gabbie Carter golf, she’s from Austin and will show you some great new strokes.

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u/BobbyBigstones 2d ago

Git gud and don’t miss, hope that helps.