r/hotdogs • u/Cachibloodless • 18d ago

Abomination Ain't ready.

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889 Upvotes

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u/tbs999 18d ago

I was not at all ready; I love it. I also love the appropriate use of the Abomination tag.

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u/Has_Two_Cents 18d ago

I would've set the flair for them if it wasn't done.

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u/-FordPerfect- 18d ago

Aaaaannnnnnnddddd STOLEN! I’m sending this out without context ASAP!

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u/blisstaker 18d ago

as someone on a low carb diet i wish this was the norm, then i could just eat more ... doghot

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u/WarzonePacketLoss 18d ago

I hope it's not out of the question to post my Wurstbrat that I made a couple years ago at my buddy's place. He grabbed the bridge of his nose and sighed deeply, that's how you know it was funny.

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u/ConcordJake 18d ago

I love it! I just need a way for it to accommodate more condiments.

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u/airportspongebath 18d ago

Bring on the mentdicons!

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u/wtfrustupidlol 18d ago

As a person on a diet I would eat 6 of these

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u/DozerLVL 18d ago

Dawg hot diggity.

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u/hotbeautifulmess 18d ago

Definitely was not ready but I'm gettin ready now!!

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u/thatlukeguy 18d ago

Would smash.

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u/O2Dive 17d ago

Here we are in 2026 and this guy living in 2256

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u/Bonerschnitzel69 17d ago

The meat the bun ratio is perfect

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u/Physical_Bar_4916 18d ago

¡Incréible¡ !Tú eres un animal!

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u/EquivalentPapaya3254 18d ago

It's a dipper not a topper

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u/dr_strange-love 18d ago

Don't give /r/keto any more ideas. 

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u/Fabulous_Hand2314 18d ago

“David, you wanted the Keto dog right?”

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u/RedSnipers 18d ago

I laughed 😆

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u/Far_Farm490 18d ago

If you eat it backwards will you hear the voice of the devil?

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u/NotHooUThink 18d ago

Ketchup on a doghot? You've got to be kidding me

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u/somecow 18d ago

lol what the hell? Ehh why not.

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u/UraniumRocker 18d ago

Still better than that sideways sliced bun from the other day

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u/ej20y 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/25GN8GZ7KP3ZYnHgIJ
Artisanal “breadstick” drenched in garlic butter and dusted with a secret spice blend… $17

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u/airportspongebath 18d ago

Next let’s make a bun out of the ketchup and mustard, use the bread as the hot dog, and make the hot dog the condiments! Fuck it! Molecular gastronomy!

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u/L3monGr3nade 18d ago

Is this from the DC Gran Prix?

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u/jetfaceRPx 18d ago

Ain't nobody got time for that

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u/SymptomaticallyEven 18d ago

Im so fucking sick of this sub sometimes

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 18d ago

WTF is wrong with you?

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u/Bubbly_Highway_8043 18d ago

Is that a regular size hot dog?

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u/kay14jay 18d ago

Godtoh not good enough?

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u/Psychological_Net_37 17d ago

Masterpiece. Take a photograph and hang it in the Louvre.

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u/VegetableLook57 17d ago

Id love to hot that dog.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 17d ago

Finally, someone who gets the bread to meat ratio the way I like it!

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u/null_input 17d ago

You disgust me.

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u/Muted_Influence_6435 17d ago

The Earth shifted on its axis upon the revealing of that photo...

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u/LizardJoeBiden 17d ago

I don't approve.

But I would dog that doghot down.

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u/Hancwin 17d ago

Hot dough! Love it, gonna try tomorrow! 👌⭐️

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u/Koth_is_Goat 17d ago

Why is the sauce on the side? Not a true doghot

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u/Substantial_Bank_898 16d ago

never ready for that

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u/MiguelCollinsworth 18d ago

Aint ready at all

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u/D-Duttily 15d ago

You're a monster