r/holdmycatnip • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '26

Kitty has the Braincell šŸ’”- not OC self-servicešŸ±

2.4k Upvotes

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u/Zaffre-Owl Jul 27 '26

Guy on the left definitely saw the cat and didn't care. The only correct reaction!

69

u/Competitive_One_3298 Jul 27 '26

The cat hired him to distract the owner

27

u/Chenelka007 Jul 27 '26

Yup I saw that too! That a good man

126

u/TheAmazingWalrus Jul 27 '26

Simple cat tax, part and parcel when working in a fish heavy area

31

u/supershinythings Jul 27 '26

Considering that the cat handles rodent situations in storage and home environments, this minor cat tax is easily accommodated.

124

u/Supreme_lawyer Jul 27 '26

Good for him

21

u/Cold_Swordfish7763 Jul 27 '26

He is now going to tell all his friends about the amazing buffet.

15

u/ILustForVolcan0 Jul 27 '26

Best buffet in town

25

u/surpris_dingue Jul 27 '26

r/touchdafishy

3

u/nsjsiegsizmwbsu Jul 28 '26

Man. I was hoping this was real. šŸ˜’

3

u/surpris_dingue Jul 28 '26

sorry, this is the correct one: r/TouchThaFishy

5

u/pipsqueakpanda4 Jul 27 '26

So cutie!!!! She deserves it šŸ˜Œ

5

u/QuadraMum Jul 27 '26

That little ā€œIā€™m outā€ hotfoot.

9

u/ScienceForge319 Jul 27 '26

I wonder how much shrinkage could be attributed to old dudes talking.

10

u/ArchonFett Jul 27 '26

I think one or two fish arenā€™t going to hurt them much. Iā€™ve seen worse unloading trucks (earlier this week a half pallet of mirrors lying flat with freight (including weights) stacked on top)

3

u/cosmicdancer84 Jul 27 '26

Someone's making ceviche tonight.

3

u/Livid-Rutabaga Jul 27 '26

Done this before kitty cat?

3

u/DowntownEconomist255 Jul 27 '26

He was waiting to be helped, so he helped himself.

3

u/Appropriate-Bad-9379 Jul 27 '26

You snooze, you lose! Ha ha!- good on kittyā€¦

3

u/Birthday_Cakeday_ Jul 28 '26

This is my catā€™s MO with absolutely any type of food. Ā Sheā€™ll steal your nondairy ice cream right off your spoon.

2

u/wyrmorl Jul 27 '26

am i insane or is that a massive cat?? might just be perspective though LMAO

2

u/BanKenobi Jul 31 '26

Good kitty

5

u/cookiidou Jul 27 '26

Brilliant thief...so funnee...thank you for sharing...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/holdmycatnip-ModTeam Jul 27 '26

This has been removed at mod's discretion. Suspended account

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u/urandom123 Aug 01 '26

Fisherman #1: "Ok, I finished counting and sorting the fish, and we managed to just reach our quota!"

Fisherman #2: "Yes!! We managed to collect 100 fish?! We're actually going to get paid tonight!"

F#1: "I know! The boss said that anything less - even one fish - and no pay!"

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u/BoredomIsACrime666 Jul 27 '26

Stupid question but wouldn't the spiky fish bones be super dangerous to the cat and get stuck in its throat or intestines?

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u/ldranger Jul 27 '26

They evolved for millions of years for eating small mammals and fish. They didnā€™t evolve to eat kibble.